Today while I was kissing my boyfriend he said he was still thinking... - FML

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By Anonymous - 07/01/2021 20:59

Today while I was kissing my boyfriend he said he was still thinking about the girls from a YouTube video we watched before that. The worst part? I noticed that during the video he was touching himself but I thought it was because we were naked in bed together.. FML

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catalysty 20

Sunday 17 January 2021 13:49

what a douche. you sure you want that in your life?

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catalysty 20

Sunday 17 January 2021 13:49

what a douche. you sure you want that in your life?

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