Miscellaneous: Today, while I was on my laptop, I decided to take a nap. Little...

By laptopsRus - 19/05/2009 18:49 - United States

Today, while I was on my laptop, I decided to take a nap. Little did I know that my leg was covering up the cool air intake underneath the machine. I woke up an hour later with a first degree burn on my thigh. From a laptop. FML

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By Monty - 01/03/2009 08:45 - United States

Today, I was baking cookies. When I took the tray out of the oven I closed the door, but it bounced back open and hit me in the back of the knees. That caused me to sit down on the hot oven door. I was just wearing my short bathrobe and no underwear. I really burned my ass and um...stuff. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2024 00:00 - United States

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By drooooooool - 09/11/2010 17:17 - United States

Today, I was taking medicine for my sinus problems and trying to write an essay. I got most of the way done, then unexpectedly fell asleep on my keyboard. When I woke up, my face was wet. I drowned my laptop in my drool. FML

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By OrlandoZ6 - 25/05/2009 16:48 - United States

Today, I was laying down on my couch. My friend IM's me on my laptop to watch a video. It turned out that the video was one of those scary pop up's. I got so scared I dropped my laptop. The screen had a big crack. FML

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nautical 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 23:23

Are laptops comfortable to sleep on?

lizamaphone 6

Sunday 26 September 2010 8:17

......thus heating up.

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RedBlueGreenDot 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 4:58

aha. thats funnny. next time maybe move the lap top? or put a pillow or banket under it.

Starayo 1

Wednesday 20 May 2009 5:08

Um, they're not called laptops anymore. They're called notebooks. Because they get very hot.

takemeaway10 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 5:13

#96: Pillows and blankets would essentially suffocate your notebook and fry the hard drive and battery.

NGM_KID 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 5:20

#98 (takemeaway10)......not if you have a Mac. I have an aluminum Macbook Pro and keep it turned on for hours while at school in my backpack and nothing happens, that's why Macs are better, cause they don't heat up :P

cathayy92 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 5:21

I fell asleep with my laptop on my lap.. for less than an hour and didnt even realize i got burned(: Then when i realized i was burned it was all puffy and stuff and the next day it started blistering. I guess it was a 2nd degree burn.. bahaha. i suck(: this was like a month ago! and its still working on healing..

bipolarchipmunk 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 5:37

you might want to go take a fertility test as well.

spaektor 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 6:14

uh, first degree burn? that means you had red skin. boo hoo. quit yer whinin'.

Pechorin 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 6:34

Similar thing happened to me a couple months ago when I came home drunk one night, laid down on my couch, and passed out while using my laptop. Woke up a few hours later wondering why my leg kinda hurt. There was a good-sized second degree burn (dime-diameter, puffy blister) on my leg and it hurt like a ************. It scabbed over and healed up in a couple weeks though.

BaldOuting 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 6:43

next time don't be such a lazy ass and put the laptop down first.

hustler123 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 6:57

you slept with your laptop lmfao haha im sure you enjoyed it..just kidding but i have a question did you use that same latop to go on this website nd did you wake up nd decide to put this on here after you were burnt?