By laptopsRus - 19/05/2009 18:49 - United States

Today, while I was on my laptop, I decided to take a nap. Little did I know that my leg was covering up the cool air intake underneath the machine. I woke up an hour later with a first degree burn on my thigh. From a laptop. FML
I agree, your life sucks 23 911
You deserved it 45 213

Same thing different taste

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I did that on the can once. It wasn't a burn, more like a sunburn. Lesson learned. YDI.

you know you shouldnt put it on your lap either, because it burns your semen, so when your ready to ****, its harder for you to procreate!

#17 - no, you piss off. We both said he deserved it.

#25 had it exactly right...1st degree burns are the severity of burn you get from a mild sunburn. Once the skin begins to blister, you have a second degree burn because you have damaged the tissue (dermis) beneath the skin (epidermis). This damage to the dermis allows fluid to collect between the epidermis and dermis, and voila - you have a blister. These are also the most painful b/c you are irritating the nerve endings without damaging them. Third degree burns, which go beneath the dermis to hit the hypodermis (also called subcutaneous tissue) destroy all of the nerve endings are actually painless. 4th degree burns are when the burn extends past the connective tissue beneath the hypodermis and injures the muscle, bone, or other connective tissue. Therefore, this is the same burn you might get from falling asleep on the beach. Painful yes, but nothing to worry about...don't do it again re-re

Abirys 0

at least it was only 1st degree

rwarlol 0

i know a lot of story here is fake but damn try to come up with a better story. your laptop won't get hot enough to give first degree burn.

too #80 yes a laptop could easily give a 1st degree burn, laptops get hot and anyways a 1st degree burn is really nothing, saying first degree just makes it sounds more hardcore.

Gabby125 0

my laptop gets HOTTT! i can see this happening to me haha

YDI for having it on your lap. They're only called laptops because the first laptops were large and clunky enough to have sufficient air circulation with intakes on the back, which made it safe to put the heavy ******* on your lap. Nowadays not so much. That's why people started calling them notebooks.

are you kidding me first degree burns are like sun burn...get over it