Miscellaneous: Today, while I was on my laptop, I decided to take a nap. Little...

By laptopsRus - 19/05/2009 18:49 - United States

Today, while I was on my laptop, I decided to take a nap. Little did I know that my leg was covering up the cool air intake underneath the machine. I woke up an hour later with a first degree burn on my thigh. From a laptop. FML

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By 1000dollarspoor - 07/10/2009 09:25 - United States

Today, while working on my laptop, I accidentally spilled a glass of water. I quickly moved my laptop out of the way of the oncoming stream. It fell on the floor and broke. FML

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Today, I injured myself in the geekiest way possible; I managed to crush my nipple while closing my laptop. FML

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By Louis - 15/11/2018 13:00 - South Africa

Today, I decided to be healthy and drink a tall glass of water whilst doing my assignment that is due in three days. I managed to spill the entire glass over my laptop. I flipped it over and used a hairdryer to dry it off. While doing that, I managed to melt my keyboard. FML

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By Monty - 01/03/2009 08:45 - United States

Today, I was baking cookies. When I took the tray out of the oven I closed the door, but it bounced back open and hit me in the back of the knees. That caused me to sit down on the hot oven door. I was just wearing my short bathrobe and no underwear. I really burned my ass and um...stuff. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, I took a quick nap in my car during my lunch break. I'd set an alarm but forgot to turn my car off, having switched the AC on due to the blistering heat. The cool air lulled me to sleep. When I woke up, my boss was knocking on my window. Apparently, I'd knocked the car into neutral and it had rolled into his parking spot. FML

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By drooooooool - 09/11/2010 17:17 - United States

Today, I was taking medicine for my sinus problems and trying to write an essay. I got most of the way done, then unexpectedly fell asleep on my keyboard. When I woke up, my face was wet. I drowned my laptop in my drool. FML

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By OrlandoZ6 - 25/05/2009 16:48 - United States

Today, I was laying down on my couch. My friend IM's me on my laptop to watch a video. It turned out that the video was one of those scary pop up's. I got so scared I dropped my laptop. The screen had a big crack. FML

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nautical 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 23:23

Are laptops comfortable to sleep on?

lizamaphone 6

Sunday 26 September 2010 8:17

......thus heating up.

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xO_starstruck_xO 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 3:14

aw omg i hate when that happens!

MrJentipede 2

Wednesday 20 May 2009 3:24

At least it wasn't on your testicles.

Forrest_ 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 3:45

You need to get a new laptop

neezie 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 3:46

Maybe you shouldn't be such a retard. How does falling asleep with a laptop on your lap seem like a smart idea? Did you go to retard university? Did you major in being a dumbass? What was your minor, not reading at a adult level?

slutsstud 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 4:02

I totally agree with #88

inerdablanket 4

Wednesday 20 May 2009 4:10

#13; Just because she said "decided" doesn't mean she literally thought, "hm, I'm gonna go to sleep with my laptop on my leg! I hope I don't get burnt!" I say, "I just decided to do this.." all the time, generally meaning I didn't think about it for very long first.

HEYbitch_fml 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 4:27

YDI if you "decided" to take a nap with your laptop still on your lap.. why would you do that? If you just accidentally fell asleep though, then that's more of an FML

liznmr09 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 4:28

umm you should sue the manufacturer...

takemeaway10 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 4:45

Honestly, I can't let my laptop sit on there when I'm awake. Invest in a lap desk or find something flat to rest on your lap like a book or binder. The problem is, binders get hot, too, and they allow a little air to pass through, but not as much as the lap desk. Feel better!