Work: Today, while I was on the floor stocking a bottom shelf, a man...

By cero_kewl - 05/03/2012 05:12 - United States

Today, while I was on the floor stocking a bottom shelf, a man walked up behind me and humped the back of my head. He ran away laughing. This kind of shit happens all the time. I hate my job. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 580

You deserved it 2 957

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Same thing different taste

By lions214 - 11/01/2012 01:40 - United States

Today, at work at a store, I was sitting on the floor stocking a bottom shelf. A woman in a motorized cart did not see me, and ran over my hand. When I alerted her about what she had done she laughed. FML

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You deserved it 2 936

Charming

By iwillcutyou - 06/12/2018 07:30 - United States - Port Saint Lucie

Today, as I was working in retail, this guy shoved me into the shelves for asking if he needed help with anything, screaming at me that I need to leave him alone. FML

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You deserved it 157

By tired of my job - 29/10/2015 08:33 - Canada - Surrey

Today, I was at work, stocking shelves. A customer got mad because I was in the way of her "shopping time" and knocked down all the work I had done. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 107

You deserved it 1 385

By his word vs mine = me suspended - 10/08/2013 18:41 - United Kingdom - Stockport

Today, I was carrying a stack of paperwork at work, when my pen rolled off and onto the floor. As soon as I bent down to pick it up, a nearby co-worker, who's always hated me, accused me of putting on a show and sexually harassing him. He actually followed up by reporting me to HR. FML

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You deserved it 3 096

Sorry, dude

By kiki - 25/05/2009 01:35 - United States

Today, I was working at a grocery store and a man came to my register to ask for the price of a mop. I took the mop from him to scan it without realizing the pole was between his legs. I hit him in the crotch with the pole. FML

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You deserved it 12 625

Quite the handful

By Anonymous - 30/08/2011 04:46 - United States

Today, at work, I was walking to the back office, and I didn't know my manager was following me. After I walked through the door, without looking, I reached behind me to close it. Instead of grabbing the door handle, I got a handful of his crotch. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 018

You deserved it 3 888

By Anonymous - 26/06/2013 09:07 - United States

Today, someone came into the store I work at, laughed at my name on my name-tag, and left without even buying anything. FML

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You deserved it 3 942

Very frustrating

By Anonymous - 18/01/2020 05:00

Today my Assistant Manager decided to pull a prank on me by walking up behind me and screaming my name. I screamed in terror and then swung around and punched him, full force, dead center in the chest, right in front of my supervisor, manager, and several other employees. FML

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You deserved it 271

Promoted!

By Worst Way To Get Promoted - 25/09/2019 16:00

Today, I walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room of our restaurant. I pretended I didn't see him and quickly closed the door. About five minutes later, he came out, cupped my face in his hands and told me I was getting promoted. I'm happy, but scarred for life. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 027

You deserved it 163

By fucking teen cunts - 27/01/2013 21:59 - Australia - Chatswood

Today, I was on a ladder at work, fetching some stock from one of the storage shelves. Some teenage kid thought it would be fucking hilarious to grab the ladder and violently shake it. He hadn't bet on me being startled enough to fall off and fracture my elbow on the floor. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 109

You deserved it 2 518

Pretty_Pink_Lady 10

Monday 5 March 2012 12:08

Where the hell do you work? The stock room of a strip joint?

Katiekhalifa_fml 28

Monday 5 March 2012 12:09

There are few times where it is acceptable to hit a man in the balls, but in the case of someone humping the back of my head, I would have probably done it. That's just rude.

Comments

muffinXmonster 12

Monday 5 March 2012 15:48

Stop complaining at least you have a job

THE_A_TEEN 27

Monday 5 March 2012 16:16

You know, I would LOVE to see you go through the same shit OP has to go through.

THE_A_TEEN 27

Monday 5 March 2012 16:19

I feel your pain, bro. My 60” flat screen TV doesn't work and I don't own a flat screen. Shocking, isn't it.

THE_A_TEEN 27

Monday 5 March 2012 16:21

Crap, #109 was meant for #93. Shit...

Awsumuzzie 12

Monday 5 March 2012 15:50

Op can request a different position, not necessarily quit all together. I worked at a place where somehow nu butt had man hand magnet in it. I understand. I actually quit because my boss said that she will do what's best for the business.

Awsumuzzie 12

Monday 5 March 2012 16:02

My*

Dcm210 19

Monday 5 March 2012 15:54

do you work at Walmart?

RoseCrystal 17

Monday 5 March 2012 16:00

surprise skull f**k

nabila21 0

Monday 5 March 2012 16:34

My friend humped me on a bad day it made me feel worse.

KaR1sma 6

Monday 5 March 2012 16:34

Start swinging your head backwards. Show them who's head is stronger!

Noelle282 8

Monday 5 March 2012 17:04

It's okay I get hit on a lot to

skyeyez9 24

Monday 5 March 2012 17:04

Im sure he wont get fired. The head humper would probably be too embarrassed to Tell WHY he was punched in the balls. Plus the cameras in the store will support op's defense.