Miscellaneous: Today, while I was out of the house, my 6 year old brother stole...

By fmylife. - 29/11/2010 18:02 - Canada

Today, while I was out of the house, my 6 year old brother stole my new waterproof camera, dunked it into the toilet holding onto the wrist strap, and flushed repeatedly to see if it lived up to its "waterproof promise." It didn't. FML

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Today, I woke up to find my cat had knocked my phone into the toilet. As I fished it out, soaking wet, I thought, "Well, at least it's water-resistant." Turns out, my phone wasn't. FML

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FYLDeep 25

Monday 29 November 2010 23:20

I would think that a good camera would live up to a promise like that, particularly if it was made for underwater shooting. This makes me think that your camera was a piece of shit anyway.

McMan 23

Monday 29 November 2010 23:16

He swirlied your camera O.o

Comments

Twisted107 4

Monday 29 November 2010 23:42

sure hope the toilet was empty when he flushed.

DocBastard 38

Monday 29 November 2010 23:45

I always feel that anything that has the audacity to call itself "anything-proof" is a challenge to prove otherwise. I therefore propose that FMLife.com is idiot proof. Discuss.

Kua_Mei 0

Tuesday 30 November 2010 1:34

This is amazing. It made my day. xD

amerwin 3

Monday 29 November 2010 23:56

He's got the right idea. Next time you drive him to daycare, see if your child-proof windows live up to their promise.

hatepineapple 14

Tuesday 30 November 2010 3:06

Ahaha nice

mercedeslove 0

Monday 29 November 2010 23:57

If he's still alive you failed. I would have dunked his head in the toilet and flushed it over and over until he died. Your brother is a piece of shit.