Money: Today, while I was out of the office, I'd left my phone charging...

By x_udontknowme_x - 05/01/2011 16:41 - United States

Today, while I was out of the office, I'd left my phone charging inside. My boss informed me that since I am clearly running up her electricity bill, it will be deducted out of my already nearly non existent paycheck. FML

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Today, my boss threatened to fire me if I didn't stop looking at my phone while working. I work in the back room, and there is no clock in there. I look at my phone to check the time. That way I know how long I have left in that hellhole. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2009 00:17 - Canada

Today, I lost my $100 in cash that I had to use to pay my phone bill. As a result, my phone got cut off and I missed an important call for an apartment that I was looking at. When I went to work, I heard my boss saying how lucky she was to find $100 in cash. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2021 23:00

Today, in a rush to get to the gym after work for a class, I left my phone in the office. It's Friday and the building will be locked until Monday morning. FML

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roaminginsomniac 0

Wednesday 5 January 2011 19:15

Find another job. She is Clearly too stupid for you to work for. She can't take it out of your check. It's not legal.

knibbsy 4

Wednesday 5 January 2011 19:10

How will your boss know the exact cost your cell phone added to the bill? Shank your boss in the parking lot. Now.

Comments

sandiiiiiii 0

Wednesday 5 January 2011 20:42

foreal. !

tykiej 0

Wednesday 5 January 2011 20:54

She makes a good point.

jekamarti 0

Wednesday 5 January 2011 21:10

your boss is a douche

InBetweenDreams 0

Wednesday 5 January 2011 21:39

You're boss is stupid. :/ FYL.

snickerpuss 9

Wednesday 5 January 2011 21:42

Make me think about a Malcolm in the Middle episode, where Francis is working in Alaska with the worst boss ever haha :)

raindragon16 3

Wednesday 5 January 2011 21:50

Ummmm, deducting your check for any reason is illegal btw.

heyred 11

Thursday 6 January 2011 12:30

That's not necessarily true ...

pip74205 9

Wednesday 5 January 2011 21:52

To charge you, the boss needs to show that your phone used the amount of energy he's claiming. Since that is nigh impossible, he can't charge you.

Zebidee 8

Wednesday 5 January 2011 22:20

Based on the estimates of 1/10th of a cent, hand over the penny and ask for change, and a receipt. If she won't give you change, tell her you'll be bringing your phone in to charge at work for the next two weeks. Alternatively, quit.

Sparx1_1 16

Wednesday 5 January 2011 22:40

It's illegal for the boss to charge you for electricity. It is however, perfectly legal for her to fire you for stealing company resources and company supplied electricity IS a resource. It was probably just an empty threat but if she is serious then you need to quit and get a different job.