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By ositsranielle - 13/02/2010 17:32 - United States

Today, while I was painting, my little nephew came in and started watching me. I left to clean my brushes. When I came back into the room, my nephew had spilled paint all over the carpet making a rainbow. It took me 5 hours to clean it up. FML

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MadeOfAwesome 1

Saturday 13 February 2010 23:16

brilliant idea. let's leave paint in the hands of a child.

Freeze_fml 16

Saturday 13 February 2010 23:09

Skittles! Paint the rainbow!

Comments

zZPedobearZz 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 0:19

tell me where he lives and ill give him more then a spanking (moar then a spanking?) (/pedobear)

saranottelling 7

Sunday 14 February 2010 0:25

YDI, Why would you leave a kid alone with paint? That's like leaving me with a cookie. They can't resist the bright pretty colors!

epoh_fml 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 4:19

This is very true :) My little one can't resist art supplies--which is why I keep them put away where she can't get them when they're not in use.

MrsUzumaki 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 0:32

wow paint can b hazardous to lil kids why wud u leave the paint open and the carpet uncovered? b happy tht u cud clean it up

Fabby_fml 2

Sunday 14 February 2010 0:39

YDI for not watching your nephew every second of every day.

Icarus_II 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 0:42

He *spilled* the paint or was he simply painting a larger canvas? Don't underestimate his skills.

mempholicious 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 0:43

I think it's great that ur nephew is a budding artist. Go with it!

Norwegian_Wood 4

Sunday 14 February 2010 1:06

Your nephew is a kid. It happens. YDI for leavig the paint within his reach, even if only for a few minutes. That's all it takes.

robynbby 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 1:44

why didn't you move the paint before you left him? or maybe you should of took him with you. YDI

kenny696 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 1:51

were you just painting the walls? or were you like... painting a picture? how long does it take you to clean brushes???

treylynne 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 1:53

ahaha. this isn't a fml. but ytdi. like totally did. shoulda put the paint away, or asked your nephew to help you wash the paint brushes. cause really... why leave a kid in the room with paint... and if this were a fml.. your painting could have gotten ruined! crazy