By Anonymous - 24/02/2013 19:58 - United States - Everett

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Today, while I was shaving my nether regions, my trimmer slipped and ate a chunk out of my balls, right beside a vein. I've been bleeding on and off for an hour, and the New Skin I tried isn't able to dry quickly enough. FML
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SirWTF 10

Umm .. Shouldn't you get some medical help?

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seansbro56 10

Random comment passing through

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seansbro56 10

I know it is stupid... BUT IT WORKS ON IFUNNY

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HeartOfLead 24

I say balls to her! Make her apologize for injuring your manhood. I would have gotten those ghasts from down there to teach her a lesson. I hope your attempts to recover weren't in vein.

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AllieCat21 21

Who is the "her" you're referring to? You may want to read the FML.

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tazedogkc 4

That's where superglue comes in

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Thr33to16 8

Of course! I hear that's how they reattach clitori too.

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iAmLauRawr 10

For some reason, i read the first part as "shaving my neighbours region" ... i was so confused on how you managed to pull off trimmer munching part of your balls o.O

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Kalipczo 21

Man that sucks... Keep applying pressure and if all else fails you should probably see a doctor; you might need stitches.

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greenie213 23

Are we talking scrotum or full on ********? Either way it would hurt, but the latter... Absolute hell.

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waffle3z 6

I would prefer hell. Hell means I would be dead, which I would prefer.

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perdix 29

Nair for Men, that is, if you still are biologically male after this ordeal.

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0h_Boy 26

Have you read the bottle? It says NOT to put it there! Next time, get a better grip of the trimmer

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perdix 29

#57, if you want smooth balls, you can take your chances with an off-label use of Nair, or scrape your bals with sharp metal blades. Take your pick.

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TheHeavyOne 15

Feel for you bro, shit takes awhile to stop.

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