Intimacy: Today, while I was shaving my nether regions, my trimmer slipped...

By Anonymous - 24/02/2013 19:58 - United States - Everett

Today, while I was shaving my nether regions, my trimmer slipped and ate a chunk out of my balls, right beside a vein. I've been bleeding on and off for an hour, and the New Skin I tried isn't able to dry quickly enough. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2013 19:15 - Italy - Catanzaro

Today, while shaving my nether regions, I slipped and sliced myself in three separate places. They won't completely stop bleeding. I'm virtually having a second period, and it hurts to close my legs. FML

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Sliced

By Anonymous - 18/04/2023 18:00

Today, I was in a rush to get ready for work so I quickly shaved my legs. In my haste, I accidentally nicked myself in a very sensitive area and had to spend the day simmering in discomfort and checking my crotch every so often to make I wasn't bleeding through my pants. FML

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By deerling - 06/03/2019 18:00

Today, while shaving I accidentally shaved of half of my left nipple. Worst of all? I didn't notice it until I looked down and saw blood everywhere. That's when the pain hit. FML

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Itchy and scratchy

By Anonymous - 27/07/2021 00:01

Today, it turned out the razor I used for manscaping wasn't as new and sharp as I'd thought. My entire crotch is now overcome with an unfathomable amount of razor burn. FML

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By davetherave1983 - 09/09/2015 05:09 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, after carefully, and might I say, expertly removing all the hair from my girlfriend's genitals, she decided to try and "Nair" my balls. 24 hours later and I still can't walk properly and my balls look like they were involved in a severe kitchen incident. FML

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Slicy slicy

By ChloeLuvzAnime - 30/03/2021 17:01

Today, I got the courage to surprise my boyfriend by shaving my pubic region. To my agonizingly painful dismay, the razor sliced through an apparent zit on one of my lips. Now my vagina is bleeding for a whole different reason, and I'm possibly traumatized. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2015 04:26 - United States

Today, I tried shaving my bikini area for the first time. I ended up cutting myself several times. I now have impressive razor burn, and it's incredibly painful to even wear pants. FML

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Bad ********

By testacular - 25/03/2014 21:20 - United Kingdom - Plymouth

Today, due to a combination of boredom and a faulty hair dryer, I now have singed pubes and burned balls. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2014 01:32 - United States - Grand Rapids

Today, I ran a hand down my freshly shaven leg to appreciate the smoothness, only to come up with a hand covered in blood. FML

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Sucker

By BadIdea - 01/03/2012 21:23 - France

Today, I decided to shave my balls. When I was finished, I vacuumed up the mess on the carpet, and then the fragments of hair still on my balls. Very bad idea. FML

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SirWTF 10

Monday 25 February 2013 4:25

Umm .. Shouldn't you get some medical help?

HelloSirs 14

Monday 25 February 2013 4:26

Sounds like you are having a ball.

Comments

AgentSmith79 9

Monday 25 February 2013 14:25

Douse it with lemon juice. It will help you forget about the bleeding.

PaddyCake 2

Monday 25 February 2013 16:08

What you need to do is hold your balls above your head to slow the blood flow.

agentx52 13

Monday 25 February 2013 16:46

Why even shave your balls? So pointless.

pedinhuh 23

Monday 25 February 2013 17:41

Man...I almost felt your pain here...

balletteacher 11

Monday 25 February 2013 18:21

Put some ground cinnamon on it. Sounds crazy I know but it will stop the bleeding.

User57777 13

Monday 25 February 2013 20:25

Where's DocBastard?

c2keeme 7

Tuesday 26 February 2013 1:49

I skipped most comments looking for what Doc had to say!

conman531 23

Monday 25 February 2013 21:47

That hurt reading it

kaileylovesyew 4

Monday 25 February 2013 22:02

You deserve it for calling your balls your "nether regions"

rivaraven 35

Tuesday 26 February 2013 0:12

I'd love to read what DocBastard thinks of this. But I'm quite sure you should go and see one irl, too.

Alex_Baca__ 1

Tuesday 26 February 2013 1:26

A word of advice. If you are going to use minecraft words (nether), then you probably won't need to shave anything. No woman likes a minecraft geek.

uhnevermind 24

Tuesday 26 February 2013 1:36

"Nether" isn't a Minecraft word. It's a word meaning "below", and it's been around for centuries. Get your facts straight before you try to insult people.

hazardmuffin 21

Tuesday 26 February 2013 7:00

Sounds more like you're the minecraft nerd, not OP. That or uneducated.

Pandora_UK 7

Tuesday 26 February 2013 15:05

The phrase "nether regions" waaaaaaay pre-dates Minecraft, and even my grandparents used it. And since you're the one who pointed out the link anyway, it sounds like you're more likely to be a "minecraft geek" than OP. Besides which, I'm a woman and I couldn't care less; I'd prefer that to a guy who's into Grand Theft Auto and the like...

baref00tmama 15

Thursday 28 February 2013 0:58

Even if the OP's vocabulary is an indication that they play Minecraft, (which it doesn't seem to be, as "nether regions" is a commonly used albeit slightly archaic term for the genitals) that idiotic "all women hate geeks/nerds/gamers" stereotype is patently untrue. Girls play games too!