By cooldude - 01/07/2010 15:19 - United States

Today, I got called a "loser" by an old man wearing pink flip-flops and riding a purple moped. FML
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OwNowBrownCow 0

old men with pink flip flops that ride purple mopeds are the most badass people ever. don't ness with them if you value your life

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Ashleigh255 0

where can you get a purple moped? but anyways you must be a loser then. :/

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Blame_The_Dog 0

OMG FYL!! no. Not at all. How did this even get past the moderators? I have worse FMLs when I wake up in the middle of the night to the smell of my dog farting. Get at me bitch!

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M13LO 0

I guess it's time for you to go back in the attic

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greeneyedgoalie7 0

hahaha yeahh it is a good pic, maybe not the best one ever but yeah(:

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FFML_314 11

Are you trying to imply there's something wrong with an old man wearing, pink flip flops and driving a purple moped? Lol.

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serbodude 0

18- you look like Chelsea ( from Chelsea Lately) and Posh combined

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serbodude 0

oops my bad no you don't. idk why I said that. I think this other # 18 does tho

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Blame_The_Dog 0

I get moderated for making fun of moderators? But none of them reply to my comments! Pfft, nerds. Anyway, this isn't an FML, you're just not cool and got embarrased by a queer on a moped.

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MhP_fml 0

To pedobear, you are the loser.

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itchyballs 0

if it worries you so much that a random queer made fun of u; then cut off your left ********, march in the gay pride parade, wear rainbow thongs, and then maybe just maybe he will think your a little cooler and un f$c& your sad life.

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StoryOfTheYear 14

And the dirt become like the Jew... There's always one notch lower on the totem pole

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Darko21 5

Old man = Win You = Loser

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TaylorTotsYumm 10

Must just be your face

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Massdebater 1

ha!! I'm sorry but an old man in pink flip flops on a purple moped sounds so ******* cool. so yes, you are a loser also no10 are you serious?! where CAN'T you get a purple moped?

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mesnugglez 0

haha agree with 16

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Heartbreakher 0

I couldn't agree more with #43 haha.

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Haileyw15 0

Who cares what a random person says that you'll probabaly never see again?

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FFML_314 11

Why didn't you push him off and steal that moped! Mopeds are awesome!

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jjtivey97 0

to everyone who is wondering what caused the old man to say this; the op was wearing purple flip flops and driving a pink moped

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smiles4life 1

you know you're DEFINATLY a loser when....

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deathcab7 0

the color of the mans flip flops and moped is not a factor here... you just really must be a loser.

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Stevefett 0

You weren't wearing teal Crocs while riding a mauve moped were you? Because he would have some justification.

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Stevefett 0

Nah. Old people are honery(sp?) plus they smell bad. Add a moped into the equation and it's old bastard bliss!!

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FFML_314 11

Lol, at first I thought you meant to say horny but I guess what you're trying to say is ornery. :P

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blue_eyes4602 0

how is this an fml? someone that you will probably never see again called you a loser. get over it

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Massdebater 1

finally some recognition!! :P thanks heartbreakher...

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amandalovesyou 0

agreed... if the guy was that much of a loser, just get over it. geez.

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DesiGir324 0

u shouldve pushed him off the moped. haha jk! just seemed like a funny image... but rlly. that's not that bad. funny I suppose, but not rlly ****** up.

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authorkid 2

16 looks gay or something

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KiddNYC1O 20

lmfaooo 17- you totally failed that jump =p

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eytanrodin 0

what's the 314 for?

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Fusion_King1 0

Nothing says pride like riding a purple moped in pink flip flops.

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gold_fish21 0

hahaha well you can't blame him if he has a purple moped

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ahudson06 0

haha that's great

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Massdebater 1

even more special now you're talking to me 106. I was just thinking to myself about how I was craving your input...

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devilyy 2

Hey no worries,he was probably trying to impress the ladies.I know I would've checked him out while he was riding his cool moped in flip-flops.You just can't resist,that's just too hot :P :P

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glorialaura21 8

mann dont dis the old man. hes pimpin

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six0four 0

never seen so Many comments moderated

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Stevefett 0

90- Ty I do believe you are correct.

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Stevefett 0

171- I am now going to buy flip flops and a moped. Thanx. 

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greeneyedgoalie7 0

116: nope I cleared it(: chyeah=p

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underfailer 0

thats awesome, op met possibly the biggest winner ever

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stewpididiot 11

your momma moderated this comment

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owneditup 0

learn to read, the old man had flip-flops and a purple moped... and did you honestly think after reading an FML posting the fml again in comments was a good idea?

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QuickNslicK23 0

34 do u purposly take a picture from that height to show off your ****?

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iamchuck 0

Wow, you must really be a loser then. Simple logic.

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shadaboo2014 0

ikr I wonder wat the writer was wearing haha

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foork 0

wow what made him call u a loser? that's pretty sad

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halowarz25 0

Yeah you are a loser.

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lovej4ever 0

ugh your grammar sucks and I agree with the old man...

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rockinguitar 4

shoulda pushed him off and ran like hell

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OwNowBrownCow 0

old men with pink flip flops that ride purple mopeds are the most badass people ever. don't ness with them if you value your life

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ArtIsResistance7 1

You should have got off his lawn. Loitering is NOT cool.

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ccgal123 0

heh.... thats funny. what did u do that caused this man to call you a loser??? lol i love old people xD

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