Miscellaneous: Today, while I was showering, a dark object in the shower kept...

By Anonymous - 27/10/2009 04:22 - United States

Today, while I was showering, a dark object in the shower kept startling me. After about the fourth time jumping, I realized it was my shadow that was scaring me. I am actually literally afraid of my own shadow. FML

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By Thalassophobic - 21/07/2009 05:32 - United States

Today, I went to the beach. I was in the ocean and I looked over my shoulder and saw a big black spot. Knowing that there were big crabs on the beach, I screamed. Everyone in the water heard including the lifeguards. It turns out it was just my shadow. FML

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By kids - 12/05/2014 05:17

Today, my daughter was scared to go to the bathroom because she thought there was a person behind the shower curtain. There actually was a person behind the shower curtain. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2016 20:24 - United States - Honolulu

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom. I was there with the lights out when something ran across my foot. I freaked out, tried to kick it off, and ended up smashing my foot into the side of the tub. FML

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padlarf 14

Tuesday 27 October 2009 12:37

So you were startled by something, and you didn't know what is was, yet you continued showering instead of finding out?

SaintJimmy 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 12:42

Damn, six more weeks of winter.

Comments

protwtf 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 1:20

You're ******* retarded. This fml is retarded. Whoever moderated this is not only retarded, but also needs to end their life.

giganticbrain 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 1:21

Minus your use of the word "retarded", I completely agree. Whomever moderated such filth deserves to be flung into the depths of inner space, only to be caught in the middle of a galactic cannabilism frenzy.

protwtf 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 1:26

I like your thinking gigantic.

dramakat11 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 1:33

I've done that before too. I found this FML entertaining. You haters are a bunch of meanies!

ti3n_t 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 5:48

your a bright one. Don't tell me, your freaked out by the person staring at you when you look in the mirror too.

rosieposie1 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 1:14

Like “incredible,” “literally” has been so overused as a sort of vague intensifier that it is in danger of losing its literal meaning. It should be used to distinguish between a figurative and a literal meaning of a phrase. It should not be used as a synonym for “actually” or “really.” Don’t say of someone that he “literally blew up” unless he swallowed a stick of dynamite. haha its funny, because everyones getting all hot and bothered about the "actually literally" thing, but, as retarded as it sounds, its actually literally correct english!

andlifesuxagain 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 19:53

The funny part of this is your gigantic fat-ness scared you, No One would be scared of a skinny figure lol. Ha Fatty Scared herself. Dont look now!!! Its the BLOB!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!