By Ringo McDingo - 26/03/2012 04:31 - United States

Today, while I was sleeping, I managed to knock down the curtains by my bed. That would explain the gash on my head and blood on my bed. FML
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GRRSOM 7

Hope you don't take it offensive if people call you crack head for a while.

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BunBunBabe 8

What the hell how did that not wake you up? You must have actually knocked yourself out! Hope you get better sleep tomorrow than that

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Awes0meperson 10

The last sentence rhymed :D

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emmacharbs 1

How did you not wake up after it hit your head...hope you feel better tho!

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DocBastard 38

You didn't knock the curtains down, it was aliens. And the blood isn't from your head. I'd get your rectum checked for probes.

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Llamacod 11

Lets face it, any alien worth anything would probably remove any probes

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Kev1878Mc 4

I woke up with a gash on my head this morning but that was because my girlfriend moved about a lot while she slept last night

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alvarny 17

How can you not feel anything? You were asleep not in a coma.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Some people are heavy sleepers. It could be a medical sleep condition. He is a sleepwalker. Logically, You can't feel anything during sleep. Can You?

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Jaydinskee 5

Indeed, I am a sleepwalker. I once walked into my mom's room and asked if I could copy my face on a printer... XD

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Jaydinskee 5

And yes I am the OP.

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perdix 29

This gets published and my fakey coffee shop story gets rejected repeatedly? Where's the justice?

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Torva_fml 16

At least you've only had 5 denied :(

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perdix 29

That's only 5 under my true name. I've had others rejected under a different name.

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Llamacod 11

Actually, the curtains falling explain the gash and the gash explains the blood.

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florido_fml 10

Are you trying to rhyme op?

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