Intimacy: Today, while I was sneaking a boy out of my room at 2am, I ran... - FML

By dentistrygirl - 03/05/2012 19:41 - United States

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Today, while I was sneaking a boy out of my room at 2am, I ran into my mom sneaking a man into her room. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2022 02:00

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Today, my boyfriend snuck out of my room so he could have sex with my mom in the next room. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/02/2024 13:00 - United States - Chicago

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Today, I caught my mom and her boyfriend fucking in their room at night, all because I wanted to go to the bathroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2019 06:00

Today, my boyfriend sneaked into my room, not knowing I wasn't home. It would have been great, except my dad went in my room to put laundry away. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2023 06:00

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Today, I needed to ask my mom for something, so I went to her room without knocking and walked in on her and her boyfriend fucking. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2009 14:55 - United States

Today, I snuck out of my house in the middle of the night. I ran into my dad carrying wine into another house. I didn't assume he was cheating until he saw me and said, "I won't tell if you don't tell, please don't tell your mother." FML

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By ali grace - 14/05/2011 11:15 - United States

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Today, I skipped school and stayed home without telling my parents. My mom came home on her lunch break with another man, and had sex in our living room. I'm stuck in my room, listening to my mom cheat on my dad. FML

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By IceMage - 18/01/2010 00:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2011 07:43 - United States

Today, I tried sneaking over to my girlfriend's house to be romantic and knocked on her window. She went and got her mother to see who was at the window. FML

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By Ohfman117 - 11/08/2009 20:30 - United States

Today, I was sneaking over to my girlfriend's house. I sent her mother a text message thinking it was my girlfriend saying "There's a stalker coming in to make you his play mate ;]" Unfortunately when I got to her window I was greeted by her dad with a bat. FML

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By Rob - 07/11/2018 03:00

Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML

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ebonyirony 29

Friday 4 May 2012 0:26

High five

WTSchool 0

Friday 4 May 2012 0:27

Like mother, like daughter!

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gabybilyk 5

Friday 4 May 2012 2:49

Good so you won't get in trouble ;)

OhDearBetrayal 25

Friday 4 May 2012 2:50

87- I'm sorry, would you like them back??

Cheesecakee 11

Friday 4 May 2012 2:51

tag team(:

cylus13 9

Friday 4 May 2012 3:05

Like mother like daughter.

dselvagn 3

Friday 4 May 2012 3:08

"Let's just call it even."

SoultheWolf 19

Friday 4 May 2012 3:09

Does it no enter anyones mind that it's possible her mother is divorced or single and that she isn't cheating on her husband? YDI for sneaking a boy in your room, you sound like you are 14 years old and are too young to have sex.

NoxiousNorwegian 5

Friday 4 May 2012 3:15

Like mother, like daughter

MDTeddy 13

Friday 4 May 2012 3:21

I guess your family is full of *****. Yeah that was mean. I just do not like seeing people have sex with everyone they meet. Find someone and stick with them. Also, op didn't specify if that boy was her bf or not and her mom must be single or cheating. Cheating is bad mmkay?

paperroll880 16

Friday 4 May 2012 3:27

Wow

rcgirl2 11

Friday 4 May 2012 3:27

Monkey see, Monkey do

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