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By dentistrygirl - 03/05/2012 19:41 - United States

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Today, while I was sneaking a boy out of my room at 2am, I ran into my mom sneaking a man into her room. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2022 02:00

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Today, my boyfriend snuck out of my room so he could have sex with my mom in the next room. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/02/2024 13:00 - United States - Chicago

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Today, I caught my mom and her boyfriend fucking in their room at night, all because I wanted to go to the bathroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2019 06:00

Today, my boyfriend sneaked into my room, not knowing I wasn't home. It would have been great, except my dad went in my room to put laundry away. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2023 06:00

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Today, I needed to ask my mom for something, so I went to her room without knocking and walked in on her and her boyfriend fucking. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2009 14:55 - United States

Today, I snuck out of my house in the middle of the night. I ran into my dad carrying wine into another house. I didn't assume he was cheating until he saw me and said, "I won't tell if you don't tell, please don't tell your mother." FML

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By ali grace - 14/05/2011 11:15 - United States

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Today, I skipped school and stayed home without telling my parents. My mom came home on her lunch break with another man, and had sex in our living room. I'm stuck in my room, listening to my mom cheat on my dad. FML

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By IceMage - 18/01/2010 00:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2011 07:43 - United States

Today, I tried sneaking over to my girlfriend's house to be romantic and knocked on her window. She went and got her mother to see who was at the window. FML

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By Ohfman117 - 11/08/2009 20:30 - United States

Today, I was sneaking over to my girlfriend's house. I sent her mother a text message thinking it was my girlfriend saying "There's a stalker coming in to make you his play mate ;]" Unfortunately when I got to her window I was greeted by her dad with a bat. FML

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By Rob - 07/11/2018 03:00

Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML

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ebonyirony 29

Friday 4 May 2012 0:26

High five

WTSchool 0

Friday 4 May 2012 0:27

Like mother, like daughter!

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shockhead101 6

Friday 4 May 2012 2:10

She got it from her mama

dougierocks 13

Friday 4 May 2012 2:21

No, I got it from her momma...

monique8axel 6

Friday 4 May 2012 2:11

Irony~

Streetracer15 9

Friday 4 May 2012 2:23

I bet you both have come up with a agreement huh?

kyarush 10

Friday 4 May 2012 2:27

Its the "I won't tell if you won't" situation.

athos1237 4

Friday 4 May 2012 2:42

Apple didn't fall far from the **** tree.

heyheysmile 0

Friday 4 May 2012 2:44

I guess now ur even

lefty619 6

Friday 4 May 2012 2:44

Sluttiness must runs in the family

PrimalHunk 5

Friday 4 May 2012 2:45

I can only imagine what the guys thought about it...But yea said already "doesn't matter had sex" or "doesn't matter going to have sex".

KeyboardWarrior 10

Friday 4 May 2012 2:48

It doesn't actually say she's cheating on the dad. If she's sneaking a man into her ROOM, they are most likely separated. However, It would be better if she remarried. It is rather immoral, especially considering the daughter is under the same roof.

23chicagobulls01 0

Friday 4 May 2012 2:48

Mom: What are you doing? Daughter: What are YOU doing?! Mom: I won't tell your dad if you won't. Daughter: Deal!

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Today, I was at a family gathering and during a lull in the conversation I started to tell a joke to lighten the mood. Halfway through, I realized the joke was incredibly inappropriate. The room fell silent, and my grandma hasn’t looked at me the same since. FML

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Today, a policeman and I confronted my psychotic neighbor, who stole my cat because she thinks flea bites cause cancer. She refused to tell us what she'd done with the cat. I just spent $100 last month in vet bills, and my kids are crying for their pet. He's probably in pieces in her freezer. FML

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