Miscellaneous: Today, while I was waiting at the bus stop, a car that looked...

By Female Struggles - 16/05/2014 23:20 - United States - Denver

Today, while I was waiting at the bus stop, a car that looked like my mom's pulled up. Thinking it was actually her, I walked up and jokingly asked what she was into. The guy inside now thinks that I'm a prostitute. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 561

You deserved it 17 039

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By ohman - 17/07/2009 17:29 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street and while stopped at a light, this old man waved at me. Thinking nothing of it, I walked through a parking lot to get to where I was going, where he not only followed me, but mistook me for a prostitute. It was 5pm. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 273

You deserved it 8 191

Confused

By Anonymous - 13/06/2014 23:36 - United States - Rahway

Today, I was out shopping with my mom. While we were walking, a guy in a car honked at me. I'm not used to compliments, so I was pretty flattered and flashed him a smile. He looked back at me, confused, then shook his head and pointed at my mom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 569

You deserved it 6 016

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By SuperBunny - 20/04/2009 07:59 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was taking me to dinner to meet his parents. As we pulled into the restaurant valet, I saw a woman in a slutty dress and hooker heels get out of the car ahead of us. I jokingly asked if we had accidentally pulled into a strip club, pointing at the woman. It was his mother. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 855

You deserved it 62 050

By Anonymous - 09/03/2010 07:47 - United States

Today, I was driving back home after hanging out with some friends. I drove pass a woman standing next to a broken down car. I felt bad, so went back and offered her a ride home. Turns out it wasn't her car and she was a hooker. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 342

You deserved it 4 613

By Anonymous - 25/11/2013 19:47 - United States - Olive Branch

Today, I was at the grocery store, when a little boy looked up at me and asked if I was a prostitute. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 969

You deserved it 13 845

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2020 02:08 - Canada

Today, I was at the laundromat doing laundry with my mom when the guy running the place asked if we were "together". I thought this was just because of Covid and social distancing, but it turns out he thought my mom was my wife. FML

I agree, your life sucks 819

You deserved it 99

Let em in

By Kerrilyn - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was waiting in the car while my mom went into a store to get beer. A few minutes later, some guy was knocking on my window, telling me to open the door. I started cursing him out, thinking I was getting attacked. Turns out he worked there and was putting the beer in the car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 162

You deserved it 55 345

By Eternal Servitude - 02/05/2015 16:54 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my mom decided to have a get together at my house while I was at work. When I came home, she pulled me aside and asked me to pretend to be her maid. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 417

You deserved it 2 368

By me - 07/09/2011 23:53 - United States

Today, I missed my bus, so I walked home in the rain from school, only to realize my mom had been following me the whole time in the car, laughing her ass off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 706

You deserved it 4 001

By Anonymous - 03/01/2012 19:22 - United States

Today, as I was driving in reverse, I hit my boyfriend's mom's car. I met her for the first time while giving her my information. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 960

You deserved it 7 913

cumberbunny 17

Saturday 17 May 2014 12:17

That's really stupid, OP. You should always check that you know who's inside the car before you start talking. YDI.

icnburbbygrl 23

Saturday 17 May 2014 12:26

Why would you say that to your mom??

Comments

worldclassrager 39

Saturday 17 May 2014 19:40

You were waiting for the bus...it's possible that a similar car would come by but why would they stop for you to even ask unless you flagged it down

rdenkewicz 11

Saturday 17 May 2014 20:03

That is still a messed up joke to tell your mom! Even worse if you were serious.

dumbwhitekid 10

Saturday 17 May 2014 20:08

How would you explain yourself to him? "Oh sorry, I thought you were my mom".

Boeneman 3

Saturday 17 May 2014 20:18

# 34 some states do have plates on front and back of the car so the cops can see if the car is legal or not

ashjo 12

Sunday 18 May 2014 5:01

Don't you know her license plate?

missmisery86 11

Sunday 18 May 2014 23:25

this is hilarious. hopefully you won't run into that guy again any time soon

GamerG0DDESS 29

Tuesday 20 May 2014 2:21

I've been distracted enough to see a car (which was the same model and color as my brother's car) and then enter it once. So, I can almost relate, especially since I've got a weird sense of humor. I don't see why everyone is saying you deserve it, we all make mistakes; this is actually more common then people tend to realize.