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By Female Struggles - 16/05/2014 23:20 - United States - Denver

Today, while I was waiting at the bus stop, a car that looked like my mom's pulled up. Thinking it was actually her, I walked up and jokingly asked what she was into. The guy inside now thinks that I'm a prostitute. FML

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By ohman - 17/07/2009 17:29 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street and while stopped at a light, this old man waved at me. Thinking nothing of it, I walked through a parking lot to get to where I was going, where he not only followed me, but mistook me for a prostitute. It was 5pm. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/06/2014 23:36 - United States - Rahway

Today, I was out shopping with my mom. While we were walking, a guy in a car honked at me. I'm not used to compliments, so I was pretty flattered and flashed him a smile. He looked back at me, confused, then shook his head and pointed at my mom. FML

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By SuperBunny - 20/04/2009 07:59 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was taking me to dinner to meet his parents. As we pulled into the restaurant valet, I saw a woman in a slutty dress and hooker heels get out of the car ahead of us. I jokingly asked if we had accidentally pulled into a strip club, pointing at the woman. It was his mother. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/03/2010 07:47 - United States

Today, I was driving back home after hanging out with some friends. I drove pass a woman standing next to a broken down car. I felt bad, so went back and offered her a ride home. Turns out it wasn't her car and she was a hooker. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2013 19:47 - United States - Olive Branch

Today, I was at the grocery store, when a little boy looked up at me and asked if I was a prostitute. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2020 02:08 - Canada

Today, I was at the laundromat doing laundry with my mom when the guy running the place asked if we were "together". I thought this was just because of Covid and social distancing, but it turns out he thought my mom was my wife. FML

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Let em in

By Kerrilyn - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was waiting in the car while my mom went into a store to get beer. A few minutes later, some guy was knocking on my window, telling me to open the door. I started cursing him out, thinking I was getting attacked. Turns out he worked there and was putting the beer in the car. FML

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By Eternal Servitude - 02/05/2015 16:54 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my mom decided to have a get together at my house while I was at work. When I came home, she pulled me aside and asked me to pretend to be her maid. FML

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By me - 07/09/2011 23:53 - United States

Today, I missed my bus, so I walked home in the rain from school, only to realize my mom had been following me the whole time in the car, laughing her ass off. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2012 19:22 - United States

Today, as I was driving in reverse, I hit my boyfriend's mom's car. I met her for the first time while giving her my information. FML

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cumberbunny 17

Saturday 17 May 2014 12:17

That's really stupid, OP. You should always check that you know who's inside the car before you start talking. YDI.

icnburbbygrl 23

Saturday 17 May 2014 12:26

Why would you say that to your mom??

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BexBaby86 21

Saturday 17 May 2014 14:00

No pretty woman fantasy here. Would have been quite the conversation with the guy trying to explain you are not a prostitute..

ElricMustang 23

Saturday 17 May 2014 14:15

She could just say "I'm not a prostitute, I thought you were someone I knew; sorry"

SkyGuy32 17

Saturday 17 May 2014 17:35

Say "Sorry, I thought you were my mom" and watch his expression go from surprise to horror

jnanderson 16

Saturday 17 May 2014 14:13

People joke like this with their moms?

FranklySpeaking 11

Saturday 17 May 2014 14:44

@15, yes. Some people have mothers with a sense of humor. Don't think OP was actually cracking a joke though. Seems more like a general inquiry.

A07 48

Saturday 17 May 2014 14:27

Atleast you did'nt get into the car and then ask him this.

SouthernLady12 13

Saturday 17 May 2014 15:19

Walk this way, talk this way... actually walk away, watch what you say

1947Chevy 17

Saturday 17 May 2014 16:14

That's ok. I once hopped inside a car thinking it was one of my families I looked over and saw a stranger giving me a funny look.

ariimarievali 12

Saturday 17 May 2014 17:27

"Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you were my mom" Him:..O.o

howlingwolf89 16

Saturday 17 May 2014 17:32

So did you get in the car?

EpicGuy70 13

Saturday 17 May 2014 18:09

So… what service did he get?

StarWarsDude13 13

Saturday 17 May 2014 18:59

You ask your mom what she's into?

flashback_fml 14

Saturday 17 May 2014 19:17

Nice spin you put on your career

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Today, I was having sex with a girl I had just met. After about five minutes in, she said she had to go to the bathroom, so we stopped and she left the room. After waiting around ten minutes, I decided to check if she was OK. The window was open. She was gone. FML

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Today, my brother and I found a little bird that couldn't fly. While trying to convince my mom that it couldn't fly so we could keep it, I lightly tossed it in the air and it landed a few feet in front of me. Then my cat grabbed it and ate it. FML

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Today, I took my 4-year-old daughter to the local pool for swim lessons. As we walked onto the deck she turned to me and said "Mom, that lady has really big boobs!" The whole pool heard, even the man my daughter was referring to. FML

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Today, I went to get my car washed at one of those places where you can watch through the glass. I watched in horror, face pressed against the glass, as my car went through with the window down. FML

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