By heycutie - 15/04/2014 04:24 - United States - Grand Rapids

Today, while I was waiting for the bus, I was whistling. I saw a cute girl running and I looked at my phone so it didn't seem too awkward. I was still whistling as she passed by so it sounded like I whistled at her. She ran back to slap me. FML
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nix1993 41

I'd love to know what makes anyone think it's ok to slap someone just for whistling at them.

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nixieduck 9

Uh I would feel flattered if I was her. Even if you were whistling you would just be implying that she's hot. It's not like you made some vulgar comment. Man, bitches these days need to get over themselves

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marramrammar 2

FML? She should have been flattered that it was interpreted that she was attractive. Still no right to slap a person that is called battery/ assault!

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doemetoch 28

Ok, so slapping someone is called assault. But there's a name for uncalled for whistling too: harrassment. I know OP wasn't whistling at this girl and it was all a big misunderstanding, but really, suggesting she should have been flattered by the idea of some random dude whistling at her seems a bit much.

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PurelyCanadian 18

That's kind of uncalled for. Sounds more like a compliment to me.

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Omniprism 14

She's a bitch. You didn't deserve that at all. Sorry that happened to you.

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siggy_mcsigx 22

Ugh to all the people saying "it's flattery and she should be grateful" Yes, she should be grateful for a random dude at the bus stop's approval of her appearance. Because that is what is going to make her feel good about herself in the morning. Because her worth in the world hinges on how pleasing she is to a man and she's just got to accept that. While a slap was uncalled for, I hate this idea that women should take sexual advances as a compliment and the man is entitled to a reward (her attention). Hollers and whistles do NOT make a woman feel attractive; it is an uncomfortable and sometimes scary experience (if it's a group of men that shit is scary).

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cheflife 7

You deserved it for whistling...most annoying shit ever! But she definitely overreacted, so **** your life as well.

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brandoneyez1 25

She thought you were whistling at her anyway... Lol sorry op

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TrinityNevada 11

If I were her, I would have just ignored it, or (if I felt safe enough to do so) I would have stopped to confront you about it. There IS a difference between wolf-whistling and whistling a tune so she should have known better. She's probably so hyper-vigilant that she takes everything that way but some day she will slap someone who is willing to slap her back. I HATE it when women act like that because they can "get away with it" since they're the "weaker sex". I especially hate when women embarrass and shut down guys right in front of people or belittle them because if anyone did that to them, they'd be right in their face. This is Especially true if they've BEEN knocked down before themselves - they should know better! Women (and men) who get off on having the upper hand will some day run into bigger and badder than them and they'll get put in their place. Just take comfort in that. She'll get hers

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syed121417 22

I completely agree with you. Personally, whenever I hear a woman hitting a man, I tell him to hit her back. It's just rude.

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