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By heycutie - 15/04/2014 04:24 - United States - Grand Rapids

Today, while I was waiting for the bus, I was whistling. I saw a cute girl running and I looked at my phone so it didn't seem too awkward. I was still whistling as she passed by so it sounded like I whistled at her. She ran back to slap me. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2010 14:04 - Denmark

Today, someone whistled, so I turned around. The guy behind me then said, "Did you seriously think that it was meant for you?" FML

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By Nat3_2020 - 27/01/2015 14:02 - United States

Today, as I walked on to the bus, the girl I liked whispered something to her friend. Curious, I asked what was so funny. She said she never realized that when I got on, I shook the bus. FML

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By Noname - 08/03/2009 23:40 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street when I passed a construction site. All of the workers started making a fuss and whistling, etc. Naturally, I got very flustered. I stood still for a second and faced them. One yelled for me to move because I was in the way of a girl at a stop light. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2020 21:00

Today, while watching a movie on my iPad, a really cute girl sat next to me. Suddenly, everyone on the bus started clapping. I started to clap very loudly as well, asking the girl why we were clapping. She gave me a strange look. I then realized the applause was coming from my headphones. FML

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By fmylifebad - 29/04/2009 10:12 - United States

Today, I was on the subway and saw this cute guy eyeing me. I crossed my legs, tossed back my hair, and raised my eyebrows slightly. As he came up to me, my heart started racing until he finally started flirting... with the girl next to me. FML

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By mitchellcrawford - 31/05/2016 18:05 - United States - San Francisco

Today, after seeing a cute girl on the bus, I tried to look cool by flipping my hair, only to smack the side of my head into the bus window. FML

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By killme.jpeg - 18/04/2016 01:04 - Netherlands - Wassenaar

Today, I scored the number of a cute girl. I gave her mine as well, just before leaving the bar. As I waved her goodbye, I attempted to do a cheesy "call me" gesture with my thumb and pinky finger, and winked. For a reason unknown to me, I ended up flipping her off. I still winked though. FML

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By zero_minded12 - 21/05/2009 03:08 - United States

Today, I was at the mall blasting music. I was wearing a nice shirt, and had my iPod in my breast pocket. I noticed a cute girl smiling at me, so I smiled back and as she started to walk over, I turned down my music while smiling. It looked like I was rubbing my nipple. FML

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By KiloLima01 - 08/01/2009 03:59 - Australia

Today, I met a really hot chick while waiting for the bus. We spoke for 4 hours till we got to our destination. She hugged me and we parted ways. Later that day I realised she stole my phone. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2011 23:32 - United States

Today, I was on the bus heading home from school, when I noticed a ridiculously hot girl near me, checking me out. I was about to say something charmingly funny when I suddenly got a whiff of onions. Turns out she had turned around simply to catch the essence of her own fart. FML

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nix1993 41

Tuesday 15 April 2014 14:01

I'd love to know what makes anyone think it's ok to slap someone just for whistling at them.

marcela_darocha 13

Tuesday 15 April 2014 14:01

slap her back victory

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Vlen_fml 20

Tuesday 15 April 2014 19:26

yeesh, someone doesn't know how to take a compliment.

LatvianPride 16

Tuesday 15 April 2014 20:47

What's with some women being so stuck up these days?

moonblossom 5

Tuesday 15 April 2014 20:56

I'm a girl and if a guy did that to me ( around here they just yell or beep the horn) but I wouldn't care just like idc about the others. I think most girls are too uptight about that stuff, unless the person is threatening you just blow it off. If this was reversed a guy would be in jail by now.

worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 15 April 2014 21:51

Maybe you could try singing or whistle a well known song

ENSanity1990 4

Tuesday 15 April 2014 22:48

Sue for assault!!!!

LatvianPride 16

Tuesday 15 April 2014 23:27

Unfortunately, that would only work if the woman was the victim... Society is f*cked my friend...

thenewgirl29 20

Tuesday 15 April 2014 23:11

If you knew it was going to be awkward why didn't you just stop whistling for the two seconds while she passed.

limabeans101029 20

Wednesday 16 April 2014 0:01

The slap was uncalled for and an overreaction. But a lot of women frequently do get catcalled and whistled at and it really isn't nice, even if it is meant as a compliment. So maybe the girl has had this happen to her a lot before and just assumed this time was the same. OP definitely didn't deserve it though, and the violence was uncalled for.

syed121417 22

Wednesday 16 April 2014 0:14

Even if you were whistling at her, I don't think that's enough for a slap. Her ego got the best of her. If I got whistled at, it's a compliment. If you put your hands on me, now that's a different story.