By who_could_it_be - 06/08/2009 13:35 - Canada

Today, while I was walking downtown a homeless person asked me for a dollar. I thought it would be funny to wave the dollar in his face and taunt him. I guess he thought it would be funny to stab me in the leg with a pencil. FML
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mardigrasqueen 0

You are a pompous bastard. You deserved a knife, not a pencil.

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liveBabylon 0

I had been that person, It would been funny to stab you in the face multiple times. You ****** ass hole

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TysonFawlay 0

You deserved this. A shame you didn't die. =)

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notapplicable123 0

HAHA. That's hilarious. It's between a FYL and YDI. You didn't do anything to physically hurt the man, but you were kind of harsh.

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RavishMe77 0

Fake patrols are seriously annoying. -_-' If the OP was enough of a retard to think of taunting the homeless man in the first place, he was probably retarded enough to wave a loonie in his face. To the OP: That was well-deserved. You are despicable.

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unixorn 1

You're lucky his sense of humor didn't involve stabbing you in the face for being a douchebag.

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Happy_Elf 0

Hello Mr. who_could_It_be. This is your receptionist. I'm sorry, but I had to re-schedule your appointment to kick puppies into barbed wire, as there is your appointment to bitch slap babies at the same time that day.

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notapplicable123 0

Also, about the coin thing, maybe the person was visiting family in Canada and brought their own dollar bills. It's possible.

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dramakat11 0

Haha YDI. Not that he should have resorted to such violence but you should have known that there's a decent likelihood a homeless person is prone to violence. You're a total dick too.

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