By who_could_it_be - 06/08/2009 13:35 - Canada

Today, while I was walking downtown a homeless person asked me for a dollar. I thought it would be funny to wave the dollar in his face and taunt him. I guess he thought it would be funny to stab me in the leg with a pencil. FML
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mardigrasqueen 0

You are a pompous bastard. You deserved a knife, not a pencil.

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SpitFyre 0

You earned this one all the way, you dick.

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cascadia 0

gosh, you are really a very mean person! (or at least your behavior is very mean, you may be a very nice person, jsut acting like an asshole for a short time) i hope you do not have children!!! now that would be a travesty,,,, for them to learn their behavior from you. your behavior represents the basic problem with disharmony here in this world.

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Jazzywrites007 2

Lots of Trouble with the Homeless these days, huh? http://www.fmylife.com/money/4029321 http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/2799622 http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/2695663 http://www.fmylife.com/money/779531

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rayyli 0

OP, you're an asshole. Have fun plucking out the splinters from your skin.

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manoverboard 0

You are a very terrible person. Mostly because you probably broke that poor man's only pencil.

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dbjb40 0

YDI for being an asshole

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ico2 2

I'd have stabbed you in the face. not just if i was the guy, but also if I just happened to be passing by!

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Kira_fml 0

you are a callous ass. you're lucky that's all you had happen to you.

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