By who_could_it_be - 06/08/2009 13:35 - Canada

Today, while I was walking downtown a homeless person asked me for a dollar. I thought it would be funny to wave the dollar in his face and taunt him. I guess he thought it would be funny to stab me in the leg with a pencil. FML
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mardigrasqueen 0

You are a pompous bastard. You deserved a knife, not a pencil.

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DJNor 0

Fake. Homeless men can't afford pencils.

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frannytrois64 0

Hahaha truuuue story. WOOT GO HOMELESS DUDES! Shoulda shoved it up her ass, too.

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Music_rocks 7

I hope you learned your lesson, that was a horrible thing to do.

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kitties_fml 12

what the ****? you totally deserved it.

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kaelendra 0

first of all how rude and insensitive and secondly that saying "if you play with fire you're going to get burned" is obviously something you need to sit and think about.

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HahaYDI 0

You suck, I hope you become homeless for that, you don't deserve luxuries. This website needs a "you suck" button

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Gaby_peaceandluv 0

WTF is wrong with you? You are a ******* asshole, I hope you become homeless and someone does the same to you. YDI

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glassisass 0

i will say fake because i dont think homeless people would own a pencil.

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brittanyg93 0

you'd be surprised the shit they hang on to.

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iloveme8 0

Consider yourself lucky, because if that were me, I would've spike piledriven you and then masturbated on you to declare my victory.

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