Today, while walking to my bus stop, I saw a girl slip on black...

By mus - 23/04/2019 04:00

Today, while walking to my bus stop, I saw a girl slip on black ice, then catch herself, and I laughed because people catching themselves slip are hilarious. I reach the same patch of black ice and go flying, falling on my hip and spilling my coffee all over me. FML

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By WestboroBC - 03/02/2009 22:56 - United States

Today, I walked in the snow and saw some kid slip. I laughed and felt good about myself. Then I fell. FML

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You deserved it 72 421

By Icy - 27/12/2009 08:43 - United States

Today, I was walking to the bus stop. I saw a chunk of ice and attempted to kick it. Sadly it was frozen to the ground, so I fell, broke my toe, and missed the bus. Even the bus driver was laughing as he drove by. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 667

You deserved it 29 984

By fml - 04/01/2010 03:50 - Canada

Today, I walked to the end of my driveway to pick up the newspaper. I read the front page that was talking about people who have been getting hurt from slipping on ice. Laughing about that thought and walking up my driveway, I slipped. FML

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You deserved it 34 871

By anonymous - 16/10/2010 15:18 - Canada

Today, I was walking to school. I started running to catch up with my friend. I yelled her name, and she turned around in time to watch me slip on a sheet of ice, fall face first, and pass out. When she ran to my side, I unconsciously peed on her. FML

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You deserved it 4 311

By SqueakingRetard - 17/01/2014 23:28 - Canada - Barrie

Today, I was walking home from work, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. I clambered back to my feet, made it three feet, then slipped and fell again. A guy who'd witnessed the whole thing stuck his head out of his car window and yelled "Dumbasssssss!" FML

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You deserved it 6 197

The hero

By POP101 - 05/02/2010 21:27 - Canada

Today, there was a girl in heels running in front of me at school, and she slipped on ice. Trying to be a hero, I dropped my backpack and ran up to help her, but ended up slipping and landing on her leg. As I walked back to my backpack, I found out I'd dropped my laptop and broken it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 241

You deserved it 15 010

By This girl - 19/12/2011 18:01 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. It wasn't all that embarrassing, until I walked two more feet and slipped again. The second time, a man pulled over and loudly asked if I was drunk. FML

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You deserved it 3 389

Thanks dude

By no snow day - 05/02/2014 14:07 - United States - Round Lake

Today, like every day, I had to walk to my bus stop. The only difference today is there was snow and ice over everything. Not only did I slip and fall, soaking both myself and the contents of my bag, the bus driver saw me there at the bus stop and drove straight past. FML

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You deserved it 4 034

Thanks, lady!

By hopeless cluts - 29/01/2012 07:36 - Canada

Today, as I was crossing the slush covered street to catch the bus, I slipped and fell right in the middle of the road. A woman in a car rolled down her window. She didn't ask if I was okay but just laughed and took a picture of me covered in cold, wet slush. FML

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You deserved it 2 393

By Anonymous - 19/01/2015 22:07 - Canada - Brampton

Today, while walking to work, I sneezed so violently that I slipped on a patch of ice and hit the ground hard, badly spraining my shoulder. I lay there in agony as a pair of bystanders just stood there, laughing their asses off. FML

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You deserved it 3 131

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 23 April 2019 4:40

I’ll bet your coffee had a shot of Karma-el in it.

alycion 38

Tuesday 23 April 2019 6:24

At least you paid the laugh forward.

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RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 23 April 2019 4:40

I’ll bet your coffee had a shot of Karma-el in it.

Sonotsuave 35

Tuesday 23 April 2019 5:57

It’s honestly pretty rude to laugh at others as if that can’t happen to you. I thought you were going to write that you tried to help her. YDI

alycion 38

Tuesday 23 April 2019 6:24

At least you paid the laugh forward.

LP13413 8

Tuesday 23 April 2019 8:24

More importantly, were you still laughing?

xXAllie2017Xx 14

Tuesday 23 April 2019 10:56

Karma is a b*tch, isn’t it? 👿

Aphrodite 20

Tuesday 23 April 2019 12:40

Don’t laugh at people.

jkjorn 16

Tuesday 23 April 2019 15:16

I know what Nelson Muntz would say about this..

Giovanni Adamo 16

Tuesday 23 April 2019 20:16

HA HA

BurnInDemonFire 34

Tuesday 23 April 2019 17:47

Gotta be careful with schadenfreude, or karma will turn around and kick your ass. I saw it on TV once. Ethan Suplee was there. I love that dude.

Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15

Tuesday 23 April 2019 18:06

something tells me jack frost was watching😂

TxKitten79 10

Tuesday 23 April 2019 20:07

You're a douche-ass and deserved it.

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Thanks, lady!

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