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By notguilty - 15/08/2009 23:24 - United States

Today, while I was watching Miley Cyrus's new music video, I had an itch near my bikini line that I couldn't reach through my jeans. So I unzipped my pants to get to it, and that's when my boyfriend walked in on me with my hands down my pants. He thought I was getting off on the music video. FML

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By callie - 18/06/2011 06:08 - United States

Today, I got some really bad mosquito bites on the outside of my thighs. They itched, and my jeans prevented me from scratching them, so I unbuttoned my pants, stuck my down my leg and started scratching. My mom walked in, and won't believe I wasn't masturbating. FML

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By Hormones apparently - 08/12/2015 02:32 - United States - Westerville

Today, I was so inexplicably horny that I had to shuffle awkwardly and use my bag to hide the wetness of my pants as I left work for the day. FML

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By shit.... - 08/11/2012 18:25 - Malaysia - Kuala Selangor

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend, and things started getting pretty hot. That is, until I tried to remove her shirt. Somehow, I managed to grab her pajama shorts and give her a violent wedgie. FML

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By Tiana - 29/01/2012 02:34 - Canada

Today, I was watching a movie in the basement with my boyfriend when we started to get a little frisky. My mom walks down with dirty laundry and tells him to stop it because I'm creaming all over my undies. She showed him a pair of dirty ones to prove it. FML

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By megaladon - 28/06/2010 08:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched my pubic hair and said "scruffy, scruffy, scruffy." FML

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By shaggy - 30/08/2009 21:26 - Canada

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend getting it on with the neighbour's daughter. As soon as he saw me, he started singing "It Wasn't Me" by Shaggy, completely naked, still sitting with the girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2009 04:10 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower outside at my fiancé's beach house. I was struggling to take my bikini bottoms off, so I started to walk backwards to step out of it. Little did I know that I had pushed the door open. My fiancé, his family, and my family all saw me bend over naked. FML

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By Matt988 - 22/03/2021 23:00 - India

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend when I felt her slip her hand into my pants. She then gave me a wedgie. FML

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Sunday 16 August 2009 9:04

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!! YDI for even looking at that beaver face.

ladycoyote 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 9:12

You deserve it for voluntarily watching Miley Cyrus do anything.

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katies94 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 4:09

did he ask to help?

xX_LilSammie_Xx 4

Thursday 31 March 2011 10:24

You should have thrown your head back and started moaning and squirming on your chair.

sannamm 5

Saturday 2 April 2011 12:54

YDI for watching Miley Cyrus!!!!!

Rxoxdx 0

Thursday 2 February 2012 0:16

Boy walks in Boooooooiiiiiiinnng

gymnast4life77 17

Saturday 2 March 2013 22:42

Well this is awkward,...... XD

breezyblue33 19

Thursday 4 July 2013 14:55

Nearly four years after OP's FML, I think there are actually people who fap to Miley now that she's all grown up and twerking. Hahaha.

ZeusBeDubsteppin 24

Sunday 28 December 2014 17:52

heh heh thats what you get for listening to that

nick124699 5

Wednesday 13 May 2015 9:04

Did you have to "Climb" to climax?

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