By Anonymous - 04/12/2011 13:01 - United States

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Today, while I was watching TV, my boyfriend took my unicorn pillow pet and made it hump my arm. I told him to stop acting like a child. He replied, "Children don't have sex like this," and started making sex noises while making the pillow pet hump my arm faster and harder. FML
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MicroFuturism 1

Pfft don't be so uptight.

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IndianAngel96 13

My ex did the same with my unicorn pillow pet. Only he straped it to his leg and bounced it up and down until I walked into the room and noticed. He wouldn't stop and my parents thought it was halarious.

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DecembersShadow 2

I'd probably fake an ******, if I were in your shoes. Make HIM horny

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ChicKenza 4

Why do you have a pillow pet speaking of childish

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WingedLovely27 20

So, the one with the unicorn pillow pet tells another to stop being childish? Nice.

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guineagirl 18

I have s unicorn mask and know a gay guy so we have similar jokes like him jerking off the horn and saying he's horny with the horn between his legs

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thecrazymancan 17

There's a difference between being childish and child-like.

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alexjaquemet 3

He was just goofing around. Guys will be guys :p

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Sudoc 29

Grown ups don't have sex after this

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lozominebox 13

My sister gave my dad a unicorn pillow pet for Father's Day a few years ago. He laughed and gave it to her a week later.

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