By Anonymous - 04/12/2011 13:01 - United States

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Today, while I was watching TV, my boyfriend took my unicorn pillow pet and made it hump my arm. I told him to stop acting like a child. He replied, "Children don't have sex like this," and started making sex noises while making the pillow pet hump my arm faster and harder. FML
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MicroFuturism 1

Pfft don't be so uptight.

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mcjagger457 0

Magical humping powers to make you more horny!!!! Lol

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arielm11 0

HE's acting like a child by playing with YOUR unicorn pillow pet(: the irony!

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radiariad 0

LMFAO......looks like ur dating a 2 yr old.....and y do u have a pillow pet?

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MissKittie 3

You have a "unicorn Pillow Pet" and HE'S the one being childish? lol.

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lisbonfalls44 0

I want to marry your boyfriend. This is not an FML, this is amazing.

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Monochromeicorn 0

So, you told him to stop acting like a child.... with YOUR unicorn pillow pet? Something is wrong with this sentence.

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VioletPotter57 1

Reading this is really awkward when you are CURRENTLY LYING ON A UNICORN PILLOWPET!!!!

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samthebear 0

Quit complaining. You're going out with him.

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