Work: Today, while I was working at McDonald's, a man and his wife...

By stifledbyyou - 12/12/2010 00:06 - United States

Today, while I was working at McDonald's, a man and his wife ordered a Sundae. I gave the guy his sundae and realized I'd forgotten something. I said, "One second sir. Let me grab your nuts." I realized what I said when his wife gave me the death glare. FML

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By stupidapperently - 01/02/2013 04:06 - United States

Today, while checking out a couple at work, I handed them their receipt and wished them a good day. The woman promptly pulled her husband to the side, and whispered to him about how much of a "fucking idiot" I was for making the prices so high. I work at McDonald's. FML

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Grow up

By Anothernametaken - 18/11/2011 12:22 - United States

Today, while working the drive-through at McDonald's, I was handing a gentleman his vanilla shake. He responded by popping the cap off, yelling "Fire in the hole!" and throwing it back in. He then quickly drove off. I was covered in vanilla shake. FML

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By fastfoodslave - 06/09/2014 06:11 - United States - Northampton

Today, while working at McDonald's, a woman returned to the drive thru because her fries weren't hot enough. She was so angry about coming back that she threw her cold fries at me through the window and told me to "choke on them." FML

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By korbo7 - 17/05/2016 03:26 - United States - Grand Island

Today, I saw a man help an elderly lady with her tray at the local McDonald's. I wanted to do something nice for him, so I added a couple extra nuggets in his meal. He later came up to me and told me I was dumb and didn't know how to count, and that was why I was working at McDonald's. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2013 20:56 - Finland - Helsinki

Today, after a long, horrible day at work and some fighting with my family and my girlfriend, I decided to cheer myself up by going to McDonald's for a change. I burst into tears when the cashier told me they couldn't make me a Mars McFlurry because they'd run out of ingredients. FML

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By first time at McDonald's in months... - 27/03/2013 05:04 - United States

Today, I was at McDonald's. As I left the counter with the food, I heard the cashier mutter, "Fat ass." I turned around and demanded to see the manager. Once he came and heard the situation, he looked at me and said, "Well, it's not like he's wrong, right?" FML

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By Anonymous - 11/01/2014 02:25 - United States

Today, after working my shift at McDonalds, I went to clock in at my dispatch job. During a 911 call, I blurted, "Would you like to try the McRib while it's back?" FML

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Fast food, hold the fast

By hails - 28/04/2022 04:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, at work, I’ll admit that I wasn’t in a good mood. I work in fast food, and I went to hand this guy his food without looking and he didn’t grab it. I got frustrated so I FINALLY looked. With an equally as upset look, I noticed the guy didn’t have arms, so I’d just been shoving food in his face. FML

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Creepypasta

By Anonymous - 09/03/2013 06:06 - United States

Today, while I was working at Starbucks, a man came in and placed his order. I made his drink, topped it with whipped cream, and put the lid on. Some cream was seeping out of the top. He looked at me and said, "Good… you left a nipple." and slowly licked it off. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2011 17:53 - United States

Today, while waiting on a customer at a restaurant, I accidentally asked a midget if she'd like a children's menu. FML

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caseyc 0

Sunday 12 December 2010 9:32

The real FML here is that you work at McDonalds. FYL

ForEverShley 0

Sunday 12 December 2010 9:32

This made me giggle.

Comments

Zmeilerr 22

Sunday 12 December 2010 11:50

"Would you like fries with that shake, ma'am?"

JizzBlitz 0

Sunday 12 December 2010 11:52

HAHAHAHAHAA this is beyond hilarious!!!

perdix 29

Sunday 12 December 2010 12:01

I don't care about the wife, what did the guy do? I'd have said, "Well, you'll have to buy me dinner first," and winked. ------ This reminds me of an old joke: A guy walks into McDonald's and says, "I'd l-l-l-l-like a s-s-s-sundae." The cashier asks, "Nuts?" He replies, "N-n-n-no, just cerebral palsy."

noob945 0

Sunday 12 December 2010 12:31

FYL for working at McDonalds!

pdp_fml 21

Sunday 12 December 2010 12:38

His wife should not take your comment the wrong way. I am sure that you meant it the right way.

mrjmaster1234 0

Sunday 12 December 2010 12:40

haha mad me lol

DaveEPIC 0

Sunday 12 December 2010 13:00

You shouldve grabbed his nuts. 

mannykinz 9

Sunday 12 December 2010 14:34

this made me laugh(:

lolaisagirl 0

Sunday 12 December 2010 14:46

haha my friends dad was ordering at an ice-cream place a few years ago and he ordered peanuts on my friends sundae.. then my friend told him he didn't like peanuts so his dad runs up to the counter and screams "scratch my nuts!" really loudly the workers all just stared at him for awhile..we still make fun of him for it..haha