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By GymBattle - 31/10/2013 23:18 - United States

Today, while I was working out, I was listening to music with my earbuds in. The Pokémon theme started playing and I begun singing along. It wasn't too long after that I remembered I was in a crowded gym on a military base. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2023 10:00 - United States

Today, I went to the gym. Once in the changing room, I realized I'd left my headphones at home. I had to work out without any music, so I spent the next 90 minutes being reminded how loud and obnoxious some gym-goers can be. FML

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"If I could turn back time…"

By inappropes - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff

Today, I came into work early to clean equipment, with my headphones on, singing to myself. I lost track of time, and wound up with the entire office watching me belt tunes out. FML

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By dearme - 02/06/2009 01:53 - United States

Today, I was at the extremely crowded gym when someone came up behind me and shouted in my ear scaring the living shit out of me. I jump into a karate pose in front of everyone. No one was behind me. It was a new song starting on my headphones. A trainer asked me if I needed an ambulance. FML

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By bieberyoulittleSHIT - 31/08/2012 19:20 - United Kingdom - Goole

Today, I was playing some CoD online, when I realised I'd started humming an annoyingly catchy Bieber tune. Before I could come to my senses and pull out my mic, a bunch of my teammates started sarcastically singing along. FML

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By shit Music - 30/06/2016 07:32 - Slovenia - Ljubljana

Today, I forgot my headphones at home. When I got to work I found out that today was also the day the band next door had decided to practice their only song for 8 hours. FML

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Fitness is overrated

By Frankie says relax - 10/12/2023 06:00 - United States

Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. As I was on the treadmill, I accidentally hit the emergency stop button. In my attempt to play it cool, I tried to pretend it was intentional and yelled, "I've reached my fitness goal for the day!" FML

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By i-should-probably-stick-to-swimming - 03/01/2010 16:28 - United States

Today, while on the treadmill, my iPod fell and shot out underneath my feet. I got off to get it, and when I tried to get back on, I slipped and fell on my face on the moving track. The whole gym watched me get beat up by a treadmill and clapped when I finally got back on. FML

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Secret Weeb

By chickennbenchpress - 31/05/2011 17:05 - Canada

Today, I was on my third date with a really hot girl. A guy walked by singing the Pokémon theme song. She started making fun of the guy, mocking his immaturity. I joined in, in order to keep the conversation going. Everything was going great but then my phone rang. It's the Pokémon theme song. FML

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By Quackers - 11/04/2012 15:39 - United States - Denver

Today, while running in the park, I noticed some ducks in a pond. I stopped to look at them and began quacking at them, to see if they would react. This would have been OK had I not been wearing ear-buds, blasting music, making me unable to realize just how loud I was quacking. With people all around. FML

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Bill or Ted?

By NotWhatItLooksLike - 30/06/2024 14:00 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I was listening to music while wearing my headphones on campus. A song I really liked came on, and after a while, I started doing air guitar along to it. I was soon accosted by campus security. Apparently, air guitar looks like jerking off from really far away. FML

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crunchmunchkin 13

Friday 1 November 2013 7:48

I wanna be the very best.

deceivedandlied 19

Friday 1 November 2013 7:51

Everyone was probably singing along in there heads, no worrys OP.

Comments

timss4 19

Friday 1 November 2013 8:13

Lol I don't see the problem, everyone in my platoon would join in haha

cakefete2 30

Friday 1 November 2013 8:18

Hey, OP, did you "catch 'em all" staring at you?

blackonblight 32

Friday 1 November 2013 8:28

And? Did anyone else join in? Someone must have.

tehdarkness 21

Friday 1 November 2013 8:28

You should be working out hard enough that it isn't easy to sing.

hays_xo 15

Friday 1 November 2013 8:29

People who wrote negative comments on this post are silly. Pokemon is the shit! :D

lizzy_r_b_94 18

Friday 1 November 2013 8:30

At least you weren't singing my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard ;)

RayearthNinja 10

Friday 1 November 2013 8:38

no worries OP, happens to the best of us. I once broke out into the Sailor Moon theme in the middle of the campus at school.

worldclassrager 39

Friday 1 November 2013 8:59

Hey that song is great...I would have sang with you if I was there...and I think a few may have sang a bit also...great beat...also good for pumping up...I need to hear it now...

turnabouttrial 21

Friday 1 November 2013 9:08

Well did you get the badge for that gym at least?

FrankHotpants 31

Friday 1 November 2013 22:33

I think he's the gym leader

kurodansei 16

Friday 1 November 2013 23:33

Lt. Surge

alycion 38

Friday 1 November 2013 9:10

Nothing wrong with letting the kid in you out. And this is coming from a 37 year old who is enjoying x and has a nice collection of plushies. Typing on a phone with a pikachu case. Some things, aren't meant for the young, they are meant for the young at heart, and imo, Pokemon is one of them. Be proud.