Intimacy: Today, while in a public restroom, a man entered the stall next...

By ThoroughlyCreepedOut - 07/03/2010 00:22 - United States

Today, while in a public restroom, a man entered the stall next to me and began vigorously wanking. He finished quickly, but as he was leaving he peeped in at me through the crack in the stall door. FML

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Same thing different taste

Way too public

By stewiesclone - 11/02/2010 09:09 - United States

Today, I was taking a dump in a public restroom. Minding my own business, I heard somebody go into an adjacent stall. It was dead silent and I don't think he knew I was in there. I thought I heard him scratching his arm or something. I was wrong. He was jacking off. I had to listen to it all. FML

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By Bobby ray slice - 22/08/2011 00:03 - United States

Today, I went into a public bathroom and walked in on a guy checking his butt out in the mirror to see if he'd wiped properly. FML

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By Anna - 13/07/2013 04:40 - United States - New York

Today, I was using a public restroom. As I lowered my pants, a man's head and arms popped out over the divider. He took a picture and immediately rushed out. FML

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By Sleeper_C3ll - 04/02/2009 23:04 - United States

Today, I heard a man pleasuring himself in the stall next to me during my post lunch deuce. I was washing my hands when my boss walked out of the stall. I can no longer look at him in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2014 16:35 - United States - Calhoun

Today, while using a public toilet, a guy started pissing beside me at the urinal. The breach of bathroom etiquette then escalated to him taking a long look down at me and saying, "Nice sack, dude." followed by him finishing up and leaving without even washing his hands. FML

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By Jill - 09/04/2011 22:00 - United States

Today, I went into the women's bathroom and was warmly greeted by a man masturbating on one of the sinks. FML

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By longest minute - 25/05/2016 11:28 - United States - Cypress

Today, I was peeing in a public bathroom when a guy walked in and passed by 4 open urinals to use the one next to mine. After feeling his gaze for a second, I confronted him with my own, in hopes he would stop. Instead, I stared into a stranger's eyes until I finished peeing. FML

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By yepintheladiesroom - 07/06/2014 21:37 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I used a public toilet. After I did my business in the stall and walked out, I was confronted by the sight of a man standing on tip-toes, holding his penis up to the automatic hand-dryer. Doubt I'll get that image out of my head any time soon. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2011 18:52 - United States

Today, at work while on the toilet, somebody came into the stall next to me and gave a loud play by play of every fart, plop, and grunt. He then asked loudly who I was and when I didn't answer put his head under the stall to look at me. FML

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By grossedout - 01/02/2015 23:10 - United States - Newport News

Today, I witnessed a man masturbate into a public urinal, miss, fart, and then leave without washing his hands. FML

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jf7609 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 9:12

oh my god, as if the wanking wasn't creepy enough...

fournineteen 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 9:15

I thought that only happened in airports?!

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txdiva 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 9:28

Creeeepy!!!!

Mordred_fml 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 9:29

Well, apparently, "he finished quickly". So maybe...not that long?

BrownSugar_fml 5

Sunday 7 March 2010 9:30

lmfao!!! that guy is awesome!!!

nexttimeblue 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 9:32

hey don't blame the wanker...u heard him cum, and he saw u go! it's only fair ;)

ImaginaryFoe 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 14:56

LMAO!

xXNaxieldXx 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 16:29

WIN^^

knight0748 5

Monday 8 March 2010 2:08

lmao, best fresh comment ever... cumming and going.. ^_^

anonymous595 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 21:12

haha ur a legend

purplemnm 9

Sunday 7 March 2010 9:37

VIGOROUSLY WANKING VIOLENTLY PEEING FURIOUSLY ********

thoughtcrimeno1 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 9:40

all symptoms of wankers cramp, the most deadly of british diseases.

CountChaos 0

Monday 8 March 2010 4:21

NOT WANKERS CRAMP!!! he'll be hospitalized for an entire season lol YGOTAS

thoughtcrimeno1 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 9:37

In Soviet Russia chicken chokes you!

rawr_iliketacos 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 14:08

yay! russian reversal!!!

Oreogasm 5

Sunday 7 March 2010 9:38

what a menace to society.

mkylem 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 9:54

You, Bickerdoodles, are the biggest dumb **** I have ever seen! ***** can take from 20 seconds to one hour. Personal experience.

Shmeaty 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 10:03

not really that big a deal. your parents prolly felt the same when u were a teen.

ImaginaryFoe 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 14:58

Wha?

EllaFoLiFE 0

Monday 8 March 2010 6:16

what does this have to do with ANYTHiNG?

nommnom_fml 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 10:08

op ur so rude >( u shoulda helped him out

amberlynnie 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 10:47

WTF?!!! who does dat??

Tekno4Lyfe 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 14:59

lol ye shulda gave him a "hand" (sorry for that lol)

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Same thing different taste

Way too public

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