Intimacy: Today, while in a public restroom, a man entered the stall next...

By ThoroughlyCreepedOut - 07/03/2010 00:22 - United States

Today, while in a public restroom, a man entered the stall next to me and began vigorously wanking. He finished quickly, but as he was leaving he peeped in at me through the crack in the stall door. FML

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Way too public

By stewiesclone - 11/02/2010 09:09 - United States

Today, I was taking a dump in a public restroom. Minding my own business, I heard somebody go into an adjacent stall. It was dead silent and I don't think he knew I was in there. I thought I heard him scratching his arm or something. I was wrong. He was jacking off. I had to listen to it all. FML

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By Bobby ray slice - 22/08/2011 00:03 - United States

Today, I went into a public bathroom and walked in on a guy checking his butt out in the mirror to see if he'd wiped properly. FML

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By Anna - 13/07/2013 04:40 - United States - New York

Today, I was using a public restroom. As I lowered my pants, a man's head and arms popped out over the divider. He took a picture and immediately rushed out. FML

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By Sleeper_C3ll - 04/02/2009 23:04 - United States

Today, I heard a man pleasuring himself in the stall next to me during my post lunch deuce. I was washing my hands when my boss walked out of the stall. I can no longer look at him in the face. FML

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Stranger danger

By Anonymous - 20/11/2014 16:35 - United States - Calhoun

Today, while using a public toilet, a guy started pissing beside me at the urinal. The breach of bathroom etiquette then escalated to him taking a long look down at me and saying, "Nice sack, dude." followed by him finishing up and leaving without even washing his hands. FML

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By Jill - 09/04/2011 22:00 - United States

Today, I went into the women's bathroom and was warmly greeted by a man masturbating on one of the sinks. FML

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By longest minute - 25/05/2016 11:28 - United States - Cypress

Today, I was peeing in a public bathroom when a guy walked in and passed by 4 open urinals to use the one next to mine. After feeling his gaze for a second, I confronted him with my own, in hopes he would stop. Instead, I stared into a stranger's eyes until I finished peeing. FML

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By yepintheladiesroom - 07/06/2014 21:37 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I used a public toilet. After I did my business in the stall and walked out, I was confronted by the sight of a man standing on tip-toes, holding his penis up to the automatic hand-dryer. Doubt I'll get that image out of my head any time soon. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2011 18:52 - United States

Today, at work while on the toilet, somebody came into the stall next to me and gave a loud play by play of every fart, plop, and grunt. He then asked loudly who I was and when I didn't answer put his head under the stall to look at me. FML

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By grossedout - 01/02/2015 23:10 - United States - Newport News

Today, I witnessed a man masturbate into a public urinal, miss, fart, and then leave without washing his hands. FML

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jf7609 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 9:12

oh my god, as if the wanking wasn't creepy enough...

fournineteen 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 9:15

I thought that only happened in airports?!

Comments

Ashli193 0

Monday 26 April 2010 10:49

oh wow this is so funny haha , just the fact that he looked in on you hahahaha

fortunefades 3

Monday 17 May 2010 22:17

...which crack did he peep through ;o

DynamicDave 11

Sunday 13 June 2010 10:35

I lol'ed at the phrase "vigorously wanking."

tohaveandtohold 0

Thursday 22 July 2010 0:44

that's just plain creepy

tchaikovsky93 0

Wednesday 25 August 2010 22:51

Hahahhagahagagahaga

ikeoni 0

Saturday 28 August 2010 5:24

nigga you gay

wafflesgirl24 0

Wednesday 23 February 2011 2:49

LOL!

mrs_bruno_mars 14

Thursday 29 September 2011 7:42

Wooooo Kentucky! Not an FYL for you OP, I hear everyone does weird crap like that all the time there.

chinagirl3343 8

Saturday 27 October 2012 5:31

Seriously, as a girl I must ask... What is wrong with boys/men??? Ew just ew.

Dekat121 24

Wednesday 26 June 2013 17:22

#51 I dont get why using the word gay makes the phone shitty. if the phones shitty say shitty not gay otherwise you just look like a homophobic tool :D