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By biblewanker - 17/12/2010 16:05 - Australia

Today, while in a public restroom I could hear a guy having his way with his hand. He was quoting verses from the bible. I was in a cubicle and he was at the urinal. I was too frightened to leave. This went on for a very long time. FML

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By stewiesclone - 11/02/2010 09:09 - United States

Today, I was taking a dump in a public restroom. Minding my own business, I heard somebody go into an adjacent stall. It was dead silent and I don't think he knew I was in there. I thought I heard him scratching his arm or something. I was wrong. He was jacking off. I had to listen to it all. FML

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By Sleeper_C3ll - 04/02/2009 23:04 - United States

Today, I heard a man pleasuring himself in the stall next to me during my post lunch deuce. I was washing my hands when my boss walked out of the stall. I can no longer look at him in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2014 16:35 - United States - Calhoun

Today, while using a public toilet, a guy started pissing beside me at the urinal. The breach of bathroom etiquette then escalated to him taking a long look down at me and saying, "Nice sack, dude." followed by him finishing up and leaving without even washing his hands. FML

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By Dhagiik - 24/02/2017 18:00 - United States - Oak Park

Today, I walked into the bathroom at work, and in the stall next to me I could hear someone pleasuring himself. I decided to let my boss know what was going on, but it turns out that it was my boss in the stall next to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2011 18:52 - United States

Today, at work while on the toilet, somebody came into the stall next to me and gave a loud play by play of every fart, plop, and grunt. He then asked loudly who I was and when I didn't answer put his head under the stall to look at me. FML

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By yepintheladiesroom - 07/06/2014 21:37 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I used a public toilet. After I did my business in the stall and walked out, I was confronted by the sight of a man standing on tip-toes, holding his penis up to the automatic hand-dryer. Doubt I'll get that image out of my head any time soon. FML

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Doortje 29

Friday 17 December 2010 19:06

You should've said, with a hollow voice, "God sees everything, son".

krushr 3

Friday 17 December 2010 19:13

Brings a whole new meaning to "holy crap."

Comments

mohemoto 0

Friday 17 December 2010 19:44

That's awkwardly creepy...

ktbird 0

Friday 17 December 2010 19:46

Congrats you just met the next serial killer.

Moo_Horse 0

Sunday 16 January 2011 3:05

lol

ulicksam 0

Friday 17 December 2010 19:50

Typical religious freak.

cat444des 0

Friday 17 December 2010 20:10

oh you call that TYPICAL! Never heard of something creepy like this...

BloodyHeel 8

Saturday 18 December 2010 12:20

No it's definitely typical.

koolkat27 13

Thursday 18 October 2012 21:51

You must live in some ****** up place for that to be considered typical.

I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Friday 17 December 2010 20:07

What, is this an uncommon experience there in Australia?

sourgirl101 28

Friday 17 December 2010 20:16

He was casting out the "demon" seeds.

captcharlest 0

Saturday 25 December 2010 1:38

the power of Christ compells you!!

ArwinEvenstar 0

Friday 17 December 2010 20:39

THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU

fearfulsymmetry 1

Friday 17 December 2010 20:44

Having his way with his hand? You really had to phrase it like that OP? Jesus christ, just say he was jacking off.

RedPillSucks 31

Saturday 18 December 2010 0:39

Come on. "Having his way with his hand" is way funnier than "He was jacking off" I can picture it now... hand: You beast!!! Don't touch me!!! him: Oh come on. You know you want to. hand: No! Never! him: No means yes!! hand: Oh... oh!!!!! I feel so unclean!!!! him: *reaches for cigarette*

pandabarrel 0

Saturday 18 December 2010 2:14

Win!

GawZ 0

Saturday 18 December 2010 9:20

1-4..,( (((..

AnRom 0

Saturday 18 December 2010 9:26

he must be religious if he knew they were bible verses, he's probably a prude

flybye 0

Saturday 18 December 2010 12:05

lo frikin l!

RedPillSucks 31

Sunday 19 December 2010 23:15

Even people who are not especially religious will have some familiarity with bible verses.

fearfulsymmetry 1

Thursday 23 December 2010 0:17

I don't have any familiarity with bible verses.

xNephilim 18

Tuesday 15 May 2012 1:09

You'd know it was Bible verses just by the whole "thou" and "thy" thing and, oh, I don't know, maybe the fact that most Bible verses have VERY obvious religious hints in them, like the word Lord and Savior.

ROFLBERRYPIE 0

Friday 17 December 2010 20:47

So whatever happened to Fappie?

0opsie 6

Friday 17 December 2010 20:53

I would be scared too. He was probably worried about going to hell for masturbating and thought it wouldn't count as a sin long as he thought of Jesus while he did it. Eww.

killaninjah 1

Saturday 18 December 2010 20:47

so he fapped to Jesus... ew

WiiFeY 0

Friday 17 December 2010 21:44

this just proves that religious people r severely fxcked up in the head, and that W'e shouldn't listen to them! lmao

BlackHoleSuns 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 6:30

Yes let's listen to the comment poster with a drink in her hand that looks like a washed up *****. God forbid that people worship or believe in a religion or higher power. I mean it's only been done since as far back as recorded history. Therefore everybody who believes in any religion is crazy... according to WiiFey, which she must be correct because she clearly appears to know what she is talking about. Glad I got that out of my system :)