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By anonymous - 20/02/2010 01:47 - Ireland

Today, while in bed with my game-obsessed girlfriend, she told me I was a "noob" in bed. FML

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By Deweyboy - 10/10/2015 04:33 - United States

Today, while playing a game, my girlfriend told a bunch of our friends that she's never had an orgasm. News to me. FML

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By pornhastaughtmenothing - 21/02/2013 08:46 - United States - Tacoma

Today, I realized just how bad I am in bed when my girlfriend literally yawned the words, "Oh God" while attempting to fake an orgasm. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2016 23:24 - United States - Winder

Today, my girl and I got in a huge fight. Because I cuddled with her the wrong way. While I was asleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2009 16:36 - United States

Today, my girlfriend came up to me and told me we would never do anything sexual in our relationship. She said I was too adorable to take seriously in bed. FML

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Really into it

By ThePopeMan - 17/03/2009 17:42 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she started moaning and breathing heavily. I thought she was getting hot and was about to cum. Unfortunetly, she soon said, "I'm bored, let's play a board game." She was sighing, not moaning. FML

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By hopeless - 14/02/2015 20:04 - Canada - Halifax

Today, my girlfriend berated me for my "lack of communication skills", all while deeply engrossed with something on her phone. FML

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Get out of the way

By SweetDreamsTibi - 10/02/2019 12:00

Today, I was feeling frisky and my boyfriend was playing a video game in the living room. I started dancing in front of the T.V. with only my panties on, to which he responded, "You're every gamer's nightmare." FML

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Heated gamer moment

By Anonymous - 16/06/2022 00:00

Today, I thought it would be hot to go down on my girlfriend while she was playing a video game on the PC. Unfortunately, someone killed her in game and she wheeled the chair forward in anger, right into my nuts. It took her a few seconds to notice, then she blamed me for getting her killed. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2014 00:55 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I learned that my girlfriend can sleepwalk. She got up, came into the living room where I was laying back against the sofa playing video games. I wasn't really paying much attention, until she stepped on my crotch, after which she left. She doesn't remember a thing. FML

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Talk to her!

By Anonymoys - 06/04/2021 23:30 - United Kingdom

Today my girlfriend actually moved during sex. I love her, but she's so awful in bed. FML

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majones 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 9:05

Then you got your predator missile and penetrated deep.

Thatguywhotrolls 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 9:11

That's what happens when you use too many speed cheats :P

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login6437 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 10:32

you do

majones 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 10:33

That sucks. I have a wii, but I go to my friend's house all the time, so I'm pretty experienced in the ways of mw2

MadaZer0 8

Saturday 20 February 2010 10:38

Dude if you ever play on xbox request me man~ I only play with groups... People online are such dicks...

MadaZer0 8

Saturday 20 February 2010 10:40

Experienced? What level you at? I'm first prestige... Almost second~ Even though I had the game since it came out... Last year -.-

majones 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 10:44

Aight I usually play on ps3, but occasionally I'm on xbox. I'm only a level 65. I haven't even prestiged once, but that's on ps3.

majones 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 10:46

What's your xbox live account?

MadaZer0 8

Saturday 20 February 2010 10:49

Haha same as my FML account XD

astro2 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 10:51

i wanna launch your gf in the air with my wang then "ewgf" her 3 times then demon hell sweep to demon uppercutt and knock her **** off 

majones 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 10:52

cool. I'll see if I can find you next time I'm in the presence of an xbox. How often are you online?

MadaZer0 8

Saturday 20 February 2010 10:52

Haven't been on in weeks though I need to get my xbox back from a cousin~

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Same thing different taste

Really into it

Get out of the way

Heated gamer moment

Talk to her!

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