By anonymous - 20/02/2010 01:47 - Ireland

Spicy
Today, while in bed with my game-obsessed girlfriend, she told me I was a "noob" in bed. FML
I agree, your life sucks 23 473
You deserved it 6 760

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Then you got your predator missile and penetrated deep.

That's what happens when you use too many speed cheats :P

Comments

dviggz 0

ur girlfriend had to call in UAV to find ur hidden penis. lol

oath. maybe he shoulda called in a care package. might have got some Viagra ;)

PhishloverA 14

No #18 an advanced UAV or a blackbird

damn son,well life goes on, pick up an extra life and hop back in the game

BigLostBear 0

I think snicks is the noob here :D unless she's saying he should stop playing WoW and go play a FPS?

Snick will never be a n00b because she is capable of making lame ass excuses whenever she slips up on any of her comments.

YouI meditate to regain your mana, before casting Lvl. 8 **** of the Infinite. Don't tell me no one thought of bloodninja

BLOODNINJA FTW! Bloodninja fan club, ASSEMBLE! And I won't report you to your ISP for sending me kiddie ****!

Omg. I am a rhinosorous well, hung loke one

MadaZer0 8

I would love to spray my AUG-HBAR all over you.

your gf is awesome, but that is harsh as hell. if she lives in Oregon or close to it, send her my way.

Seriously, is snickerdoodles a guy or a girl?