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By Anonymous - 31/10/2011 04:12 - United States

Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML

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Today, I was in a car accident. When I came home, I told my mom. She just got angry with me, blamed me for it, and didn't even ask if I was OK. FML

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By legotron - 30/10/2009 08:06 - United States

Today, I was hit by a car speeding through an intersection after the light had already turned red. Still partly blacked out, I crawled onto the sidewalk and I sat down. The woman rolled down her car window and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" as she drove by. FML

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Lostinspacealone 0

Monday 31 October 2011 11:32

Oh the Irony XD

leadman1989 15

Monday 31 October 2011 11:32

Multitasking... your mom's a pro. I bet she scores really high on the breathilizer too.

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robertlovespi 3

Monday 31 October 2011 14:05

You must be one hell of a bad driver if she is telling you that you are a bad driver.

dontpush 0

Monday 31 October 2011 14:15

Women can't drive

furmum69 5

Monday 31 October 2011 14:25

Hhahaha my mums to smart for that, if I tried that it would look something like this: (ME) Mum, the apple doesn't...... (MUM) You have seen what I can do with a car, do you want to see what I can do to your face!?!? Ily mum

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 31 October 2011 14:35

OP Mom: This isn't about me, it's about you. OP: Well at least I haven't gotten into an accident. OP Mom: sigh!

loserman67 35

Monday 31 October 2011 14:41

Hey, she provided you a - real time - real life - lesson on what NOT to do behind the wheel. Look at it this was, hopefully no one was hurt - but MORE important - you now have the power to tell her to shut the **** up if she ever dares to lecture you about driving again. Congrats!

jmbarber 0

Monday 31 October 2011 15:15

wheres the "she deserves it" button, referring to your mom.

rigger61 0

Monday 31 October 2011 15:22

there should be a (she totally deserved it) button for this one

AliCat18 12

Monday 31 October 2011 15:31

hahaha! Your mom sounds quite skillful. i would never let here down for that. sweet sweet blackmail. :) jk.

jeffw1123 4

Monday 31 October 2011 15:35

if she is that bad of a driver and says your worst you guys are pretty lucky to have gotten you driver licences from a cracker jack box

Icecream93 4

Monday 31 October 2011 15:51

I wonder if she said 'Now you know how it feels to be a passenger in a car your'e driving.'

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