Transportation: Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about...

By Anonymous - 31/10/2011 04:12 - United States

Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2020 05:00

Today, my mom drove my car and ran had to make a u turn on a narrow street. Instead of slowing down, she speeds to turn running off the road and denting my car. Make it worse, she blamed me for not giving her good directions. Then follows up with it is not that bad. FML

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By child - 10/12/2015 02:24 - United States - Avon

Today, my mom was driving with my brothers and sister in the back seat. She was turned around talking to us, when my sister told my mom that she missed the light. She ran it, then screamed at us about not paying attention and noticing your surroundings. FML

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By drivingmecrazy - 13/12/2016 16:54 - United States - Stamford

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By notapetkiller - 26/07/2016 06:12 - United States - New Hyde Park

Today, while in the car with my mom, we accidentally ran over a dog who had sprinted into the road. Instead of stopping, my mom continued to drive as if nothing happened. Every time I tried to bring it up, she merely talked loudly over me. FML

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By driver26 - 14/12/2010 05:15 - Canada

Today, I was arguing in the car with my boyfriend about who was the better driver. Being so incensed by the fact that he thought he was better made me completely zone out, and run a red light. FML

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By cactii - 16/02/2015 20:43 - United States

Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2014 14:08 - United States

Today, I wrecked my car because my mom texted me, telling me not to text and drive. FML

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Stress test

By haramara - 25/05/2021 17:01

Today, while driving on the streets for the first time, my mom decided that it would be an appropriate time to yell at me for every single mistake I’ve ever made in my life. This stressed me out so much I began driving against traffic. FML

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Don't know, don't care

By Anonymous - 02/09/2024 13:00 - United States - Portland

Today, I was in a car accident. When I came home, I told my mom. She just got angry with me, blamed me for it, and didn't even ask if I was OK. FML

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By legotron - 30/10/2009 08:06 - United States

Today, I was hit by a car speeding through an intersection after the light had already turned red. Still partly blacked out, I crawled onto the sidewalk and I sat down. The woman rolled down her car window and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" as she drove by. FML

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Lostinspacealone 0

Monday 31 October 2011 11:32

Oh the Irony XD

leadman1989 15

Monday 31 October 2011 11:32

Multitasking... your mom's a pro. I bet she scores really high on the breathilizer too.

Comments

lukeisluke 5

Tuesday 1 November 2011 5:10

haha thats funny

kleopath 11

Tuesday 1 November 2011 5:16

Shouldn't this be the mom's fml? You didn't do anything fail worthy....

Miscellaneous519 2

Tuesday 1 November 2011 16:22

Well no, but I mean he/she was in a car accident... that kinda sucks.

khat31 2

Tuesday 1 November 2011 5:41

like mother like daughter

OgreBS 0

Tuesday 1 November 2011 7:38

Runs in the family.....

Ray_of_midnight 22

Tuesday 1 November 2011 8:03

Hopefully you're both OK.

monagro 22

Tuesday 1 November 2011 12:56

Wow, you must really be a bad driver if you're worse than her...

private1111 0

Wednesday 2 November 2011 6:04

I this case, "she deserved it."

rockvixen 0

Wednesday 2 November 2011 8:13

this is more like an FML for your mom, not you

sweetheartslim 0

Thursday 3 November 2011 3:22

Same here, dude! Cool story, bro!

oxxxjackyxxxo 3

Thursday 3 November 2011 6:06

runs in the family

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