Miscellaneous: Today, while in the hot tub with my friends, my gum fell out...

By ydahs - 08/05/2009 21:17 - United States

Today, while in the hot tub with my friends, my gum fell out of my mouth and I had no idea where it went. Later that night I realized it had fallen down my swimsuit and had become adhered to my pubic hairs which then stuck to my underwear. FML

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By gross - 09/04/2015 16:00 - United States - Muskegon

Today, I got a bikini as a birthday present. I pulled the bikini bottom out of the box first, only to find a pubic hair stuck to the hygienic liner. FML

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By en3rg1zer21 - 06/08/2011 05:15 - United States

Today, I was peeing when I sneezed. I looked down to see that my gum had flown out of my mouth and gotten caught in my pubes. On the upside, I got a new look. FML

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By Ilovelife07 - 19/09/2009 04:47 - United States

Today, I went out to lunch on my break. When I got back to work, I noticed I had something in my teeth. After trying to get it out with my tongue, I finally went to my car for some floss. I ended up pulling a 4 inch pube out of my back teeth. It certainly wasn't mine. FML

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By mimimi - 30/12/2008 06:24 - France

Today, I went swimming. While I was walking along side of the pool, everyone was staring at me. I began to think that my diet was really working. It was only an hour later, in the changing rooms, that I noticed the string from my Tampax that was sticking out of my swimming costume. FML

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By canadiankc - 04/06/2009 02:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at the waterpark. I decided to go down a slide shaped like a funnel. On the way down, my bikini bottom untied. Then I got lodged in a V shape, arse first, in the hole at the funnel exit, exposing myself to the entire pool until I could slither out. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2011 20:06 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with a client, when the gum I was casually chewing fell out of my mouth and down my shirt. While I was trying to dig it out, two of our newest customers walked into the lobby to see what looked like me fondling my breasts. FML

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By rebekah - 03/04/2009 19:39 - United States

Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML

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By iannie - 31/07/2011 21:45 - United States

Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML

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Spread

By Anonymous - 02/07/2015 22:31 - United States

Today, while swimming in my neighborhood pool, I noticed what looked like several cigarettes resting at the bottom and decided to investigate. Turns out it was actually just a used, bloody tampon that had spent enough time underwater to be broken into multiple pieces, and spread across the pool. FML

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Welcome to the danger zone

By Anonymous - 15/04/2022 22:00

Today, an ocean wave tore off my bikini bottoms. It took me a few seconds to notice after I stood up, by which time all of my friends, and quite a few other people, had seen my downstairs zone and laughed at me since I recently trimmed it into a love heart shape for my boyfriend. FML

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lcharlie 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 2:58

shave it off. looks better anyway...

eastsidehippie 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 2:59

Time for a hair cut? Btw, u should totally give urself a Hitler pube, u know, just the style. No offense to any jews.

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Whaleass 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 2:11

#46, I'm a guy, and I shave my pubic hair all the time, well wax it, and it's honestly not that big of a hassle. And I'm wondering, if you were in a hot tub and it fell down your bathing suit, but then later stuck to your underwear, did you not notice it until after you changed and put under wear on? Or did you wear underwear into the pool?

Monty_Python 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 3:03

Wow. The people who out YDI are all incredibly stupid. "YDI for not shaving"? Seriously, WTF is wrong with you? Do you shave down there everyday? "YDI for chewing gum in a hot tub"? So people deserve to have gum on their pubes for chewing gum now? FYL

dancin303 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 4:34

number 78 not always. i have a bathing suit buttom that the front half and back half were attached by tying strings at the hip when one string came loose it could become a problem (of couse i realized right away and would fix it) and btw yeah if its a guy how is it "ydi it for not shaving" we dont know the gender people. and same for girls, not everyone is consitently shaving down under all the time. its actually healthier to not shave the pubes. but w/e fyl op

juice_Box 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 6:16

ewwww shave :D

missapple_fml 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 7:17

A trimmed vag is cool with me... A shaved one just makes me uncomfortable. It's the association thing; a hairless snatch, just screams "prepubescent" to me. Ya bunch of pedos... Oh, and YDI, OP, for chewing gum in a hot tub.

froggy123000 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 19:09

*barfs in corner* TMI!

dang_fml 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 22:41

people still have pubes???

sportastef 0

Monday 11 May 2009 5:47

#21, all the guys I know wear boxer briefs then their trunks. And usually guys don't shave. This shouldn't be news to most of you.

sportastef 0

Monday 11 May 2009 5:48

Ususally guys wear boxer briefs under their trunks and don't shave.. this shouldn't be news to most of you...

Sakura_Haruno 0

Monday 11 May 2009 11:28

**** you people, seriously. Not everyone can shave down there due to the, you know..Painful razor burn, itchy bumps, ingrown hairs, rashes...If you can shave without that? Good for you, but don't be a ******* asshole and think people are below you just because they don't shave. However, I fail to see how this is an FML. All you have to do is cut the gum out. The hairs will grow back.