By suffersecks - 20/01/2012 23:54 - United States

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Today, while in the middle of giving my husband a blow job, I looked up to see him staring into space and vigorously picking his nose. FML
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Savra_fml 17

First he puts on dirty underwear after a shower, and now this! Stop giving head OP!

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nick347b 6

He's enjoying it. Trust me, I'm a guy.

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harshpatel009 4

So do the 1st reply of the 1st comment.;)

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chillyCholo 5

I think you failed to notice the "husband" part in this FML.

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danishbagel 3

How else would I present my opinion? Wait for someone else to post first THEN post myself?

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TalkingTowelTim 0

Make sure you DON'T let him finger you!

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marzipanimal 15

While ur having sex u should grab a book off the nightstand and start reading while he's in u. Hahahah.(:

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GoW_Chick 14

"You know what you don't see in pornos, intelligent conversations during sex."

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MrSexyPants 14

70, where is that from? It's on the edge of mah brain but I just don't know!

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ssnowywinter 0

70- Ghosts of FMLs past! :)

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HetaliaFreak 10

93- An earlier FML.

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fernclogger 5

Stop and wet a vacuum and put it on his dick... See If he notices..

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jellypufftarts 0

Am sure he will ^^

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dirtroadmopar 0

but was he wearing clean underwear?

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