By TwistedCherub1 - 01/02/2014 22:42 - United States
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To answer a few questions: 1. I did make it to the bathroom. 2. Cameras are everywhere in a prison, see from all angles, and have incredible resolution. 3. From my post I have to go through a door which requires pushing a button, identifying myself to master control and waiting for them to release the lock. Then two crash gates where the operator can see me through the glass, then two more doors like the first. That's if I'm in the D-space and not the day room doing rounds, which would involve two more doors. No two doors in any corridor can be open at the same time, so I have to wait for each to close before the next can open.
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At first I thought you worked in a horrible job you were comparing to a prison, not that you ACTUALLY work in a prison lol
Haha. My last job was at a convenience store and it felt like being in prison. I'm so glad I switched.
Couldn't some one and relieve you? I mean being locked down there with that issue you should be able to break away from your prison and tend to your cells...
Why were you squeezing your ass cheeks, is my question.
To stop stuff coming out due to digestive problems I think. I don't think OP was putting her hand to her cheeks and squeezing - it is probably meaning she clenched her muscles.
Hey i work at a prison too!! Which one you at???
ileenefudge
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I'm going to be a correctional officer too. :) I already passed the state written now I need to pass the physical. My dream job is to work at San Quentin.
Who gives a shit #58. This isn't a career blog
ileenefudge
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Obviously you care since you took the time to write such a nasty comment about it. I simply stated it because I noticed it said OP works at a prison and that is something I want to do to. If you didn't like what I put you should have simply thumbed me down and moved on. No need to be an ass.
martialart1st18
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Yeah that was dickish
I love how people keep calling OP a he when in fact OP is a she. But no matter what this post is pretty epic. This happened to me at Wal-Mart before so I feel OP's pain.
You're a pig for a living, you deserve it!
Dont tense your ass. That's how the last bubble popped
Why didn't you just poop in a bag like everyone else on here does?
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That was very...descriptive...
Soooo, how many drugs did you smuggle out?