That's gross, dude

By Anonymous - 31/10/2020 23:02

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Today, it's Saturday and a planned date night for my partner and me. He's not showered since Tuesday and was surprised that I requested that he to do so ahead of getting intimate. And he wonders why our sex life isn't better… FML
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xxlk4xx 6

ny ex husband was like that too! when we were dating in high school I had to bribe him with sex in the shower to get him to clean himself.. I stayed with him for almost 8 years! and his teeth? he never brushed those either! I dont know why it took me so long to leave him but I'm so glad I did, it was literally a breath of fresh air!

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Yudith 24

Have you tried the Thai gambit? Tell him that in Thailand, everybody washes themselves thoroughly before sex. Then refuse to touch him unless he does so. The prospect of daily sex might move him enough to do so...

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RichardPencil 30

Suggest that he makes his Halloween costume a "clean human being." That'd be scary!

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Yudith 24

Have you tried the Thai gambit? Tell him that in Thailand, everybody washes themselves thoroughly before sex. Then refuse to touch him unless he does so. The prospect of daily sex might move him enough to do so...

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Gubbon 17

Apparently it doesn't. He could've had sex but didn't even bother.

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xxlk4xx 6

ny ex husband was like that too! when we were dating in high school I had to bribe him with sex in the shower to get him to clean himself.. I stayed with him for almost 8 years! and his teeth? he never brushed those either! I dont know why it took me so long to leave him but I'm so glad I did, it was literally a breath of fresh air!

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diraven 15

If sex doesn't stink you're doing it wrong

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jfigley 5

You're disgusting....

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