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By justinherass - 28/03/2009 05:43 - Canada

Today, while lying in bed with my girlfriend, she was grabbing the fat on my stomach. I said to her, "Quit touching my fat!" She replied, "So don't touch you at all?" FML

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By f.a.t. - 04/10/2013 08:20 - Australia

Today, while in bed, my boyfriend pointed to my stomach and said, "Bad fat", then pointed to my boobs and said, "Good fat." FML

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By June - 05/10/2010 04:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML

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By showerpower - 21/01/2010 00:23 - United States

Today, while in the shower with my girlfriend she was going on and on about how she thinks she's fat when she's in perfect shape. With what she said still on my mind, I meant to say "honey, you're so beautiful", but accidentally said "honey, you're so fat". I'll be sleeping alone tonight. FML

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By AbFlab - 01/06/2010 04:35 - United States

Today, I've been dieting and working out trying to work towards some solid abs because I know my girlfriend digs that stuff. I've been miserable trying to achieve this goal, plus to make things even better while kissing today she grabbed my stomach and said "I just love your abs of... flab." FML

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By Noname - 03/02/2009 08:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend out of the blue told me I wasn't fat, that my stomach was flat and it was only my butt that was big. I thought that this was a compliment. His response? "Not at all". FML

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By salad - 28/04/2014 15:38 - United States - North Charleston

Today, I took my girlfriend out for lunch, and I asked her if I could have a bite of her meal. She took it to mean I was calling her fat, and stormed out. FML

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By backfat - 18/05/2018 01:44

Today, while in bed, my fiancé rolled over in the dark and complimented me on my nice buttocks. He had actually grabbed a roll of back fat. FML

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By fmlfmboyfriendah - 13/02/2009 14:37 - United States

Today, I was lying in bed with my boyfriend, he grabbed my double chin and goes "gobble, gobble". FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2012 18:09 - United States - Victorville

Today, my girlfriend felt bad about a rude comment she made to me, and asked me to insult her in return. I told her she was getting fat. Wrong move; now she's not speaking to me. FML

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By muffingirl - 10/02/2010 12:30 - United Kingdom

Today, while lying in bed, my boyfriend reached over and pinched my love handles and said "Where did this muffin top come from?". Then he sang "Do you know the muffin man?" to me. FML

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UrLifeDoesntSuck 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 14:31

Every healthy person's body is covered in a layer of fat. She's technically correct. Maybe you should have been a bit nicer about it.

Beccabee 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 14:31

hahahahahahaha she is just being playful...but that is kinda mean...lose weight if u really want her to stop

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BaldOuting 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 16:45

sounds like she was just joking around, there's worse things she could have said/done in that moment.

buymeagoat 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 16:47

She's accurate. You have fat all over your body regardless of how thin you are. If you don't want her to touch your fat, then she should not touch you at all. It seems most of you failed biology. Every area of skin on your body has at least a tiny bit of fat below it.

lifesabit 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 17:29

#15.... well she was okay with touching him there until he freaked out.... then she snapped back at him.... so your answer is find a girlfriend who doesn't acccept him the way he is? Good call.

michellefleeger 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 17:40

That was her hint for you to get your ass on a treadmill

Floridaguy81 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 17:46

Workout and she'll touch you more.

blackmann 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 18:06

my ex used to act like that... that shit is ridiculously annoying. I feel you man. Dump her for lulz, though.

cookiejun 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 18:22

Thats when you start pinching her fat. oh and be prepared for a pinch war after

Inyourendo 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 18:26

Just suffocate her with your fat, then see how she reacts to that!

JFox 8

Saturday 28 March 2009 18:27

Aw come on, don't be so self conscience. I play with my boyfriend's fat all the time and it tickles him, so he tickles me back. Yeah, what she said was mean, but like other people said, she had a smart come-back. I'm sure your guy friends do a lot worse. One time, my boyfriend was pretending to forget who I was so I said my name was Bob, and he said "oh hi Bob, you have nice **** for a man." So, I said "thanks, so do you." Was it mean ? Yes. Did he laugh and kiss me ? Yes. Girlfriends tease. It means we're comfortable with you. Get use to it, or meet someone with no sense of humor. :]