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By justinherass - 28/03/2009 05:43 - Canada

Today, while lying in bed with my girlfriend, she was grabbing the fat on my stomach. I said to her, "Quit touching my fat!" She replied, "So don't touch you at all?" FML

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By f.a.t. - 04/10/2013 08:20 - Australia

Today, while in bed, my boyfriend pointed to my stomach and said, "Bad fat", then pointed to my boobs and said, "Good fat." FML

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By June - 05/10/2010 04:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML

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By showerpower - 21/01/2010 00:23 - United States

Today, while in the shower with my girlfriend she was going on and on about how she thinks she's fat when she's in perfect shape. With what she said still on my mind, I meant to say "honey, you're so beautiful", but accidentally said "honey, you're so fat". I'll be sleeping alone tonight. FML

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By AbFlab - 01/06/2010 04:35 - United States

Today, I've been dieting and working out trying to work towards some solid abs because I know my girlfriend digs that stuff. I've been miserable trying to achieve this goal, plus to make things even better while kissing today she grabbed my stomach and said "I just love your abs of... flab." FML

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By Noname - 03/02/2009 08:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend out of the blue told me I wasn't fat, that my stomach was flat and it was only my butt that was big. I thought that this was a compliment. His response? "Not at all". FML

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By salad - 28/04/2014 15:38 - United States - North Charleston

Today, I took my girlfriend out for lunch, and I asked her if I could have a bite of her meal. She took it to mean I was calling her fat, and stormed out. FML

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By backfat - 18/05/2018 01:44

Today, while in bed, my fiancé rolled over in the dark and complimented me on my nice buttocks. He had actually grabbed a roll of back fat. FML

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By fmlfmboyfriendah - 13/02/2009 14:37 - United States

Today, I was lying in bed with my boyfriend, he grabbed my double chin and goes "gobble, gobble". FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2012 18:09 - United States - Victorville

Today, my girlfriend felt bad about a rude comment she made to me, and asked me to insult her in return. I told her she was getting fat. Wrong move; now she's not speaking to me. FML

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By muffingirl - 10/02/2010 12:30 - United Kingdom

Today, while lying in bed, my boyfriend reached over and pinched my love handles and said "Where did this muffin top come from?". Then he sang "Do you know the muffin man?" to me. FML

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UrLifeDoesntSuck 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 14:31

Every healthy person's body is covered in a layer of fat. She's technically correct. Maybe you should have been a bit nicer about it.

Beccabee 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 14:31

hahahahahahaha she is just being playful...but that is kinda mean...lose weight if u really want her to stop

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Kimienxtc 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 15:08

The truth hurts... doesn't it? ;)

dancin303 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 15:11

as number 4 said fat is everywhere on your body so she was correct and maybe was just being smart not insulting you

STN_fml 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 15:19

YDI dude, fatty people are ugly. You should thank her for even letting you be your boyfriend.

backwardhysteria 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 15:19

Okay people, even not fat people say don't touch my fat when u mess w/their stomaches...well at least me and my friends do, and i think the gf was just being a bitch about it... DUMP HER!!!!!!!!! go find someone who appreciates you

gooBUZZ 0

Sunday 5 December 2010 5:22

Poorly worded my friend, poorly worded.

kwbuzz23wk 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 15:27

laugh.... thats what the rest of the world is doing. be happy your girlfriend is smart enough to think of a one liner on the spot like that. stupid girls would have been like "but its fun! (while giggling)" atleast this one had a clever response

HK416_fml 0

Wednesday 1 December 2010 11:37

I second this.

Vehicle 1

Saturday 28 March 2009 15:41

Oh, that was probably just her comment because she was caught off guard that you told her to stop. My boyfriend does not have a six pack and I love messing around with his stomach fat. =] It's just a sign of affection, don't be self-conscious about it... Unless she's a player, she wouldn't be with you if she didn't like you as is!