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By Anonymous - 17/03/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, it's been two weeks since one of my roommates moved out. Despite me telling the postal service he no longer lives here, they're still knocking on my door almost every day with urgent letters addressed to him. I have no idea where he lives now, and am wondering what the fuck he was up to here. FML
I agree, your life sucks 446
You deserved it 75

Same thing different taste

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If you really have to answer your door, I suggest a strict dress code of ratty boxer shorts and open bathrobe. In case of WFH, make it business casual from top to waist and old stained undies from the waist down. They will understand very fast that your roommate doesn't live there anymore.

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tiptoppc 19

Write “deceased” on it then drop it into mail dropbox and walk away whistling

If you really have to answer your door, I suggest a strict dress code of ratty boxer shorts and open bathrobe. In case of WFH, make it business casual from top to waist and old stained undies from the waist down. They will understand very fast that your roommate doesn't live there anymore.

That's the postal service for you. They don't listen and they don't care.