By ItsGoneForever - 25/06/2016 00:48 - Netherlands - Driehuis

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Today, while making love, my girlfriend accidentally kicked me in the face when changing positions. She then got mad at me when I went soft due to the pain. FML
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ItsGoneForever tells us more.

Hello, I am OP. Just a bit of clarification :-) Things were really heated and my gf was just really aroused as we hadn't seen each other for a while, so she was really into it. However, when she was cooled down again she apologized and we had a good laugh about it. And of course had another go later that evening ;-)

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analhehskb 5

Come on dude, it's not that hard.

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Hello, I am OP. Just a bit of clarification :-) Things were really heated and my gf was just really aroused as we hadn't seen each other for a while, so she was really into it. However, when she was cooled down again she apologized and we had a good laugh about it. And of course had another go later that evening ;-)

Best possible ending ever. The FML community was rooting for you the second time around.

This did not need an explanation

Maybe he just wanted to expand on the story and have a good laugh. At least he has a sex life ;)

At least you found out S&M isn't your thing.

I get no kick from champagne Mere alcohol doesn't thrill me at all So tell me why should it be true That I get a kick out of you

I think she just forgot to tell you the safe word.

Looks like #19 is jealous that someone's getting it more than him...

ACCOUNTKILLER 18

Hope she calmed down... is she incapable of finishing herself off?

Le_ponderer 14

First things first, congrats OP! You were doing it right or she wouldn't be mad. Now to the matter at hand; barring a bloody nose or a trip to the ER, you will end up in bed together again and the explosive results will cancel out this questionable experience.

Tomorrow is always a new beginning... To bone again..!