Intimacy: Today, while making love to my wife, I let slip her sister's...

By scalmon - 13/05/2011 17:08 - United States

Today, while making love to my wife, I let slip her sister's name. I don't think it would calm her down much if I told the truth: I was actually thinking of an ex girlfriend who shares the same name. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2010 03:36 - United States

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Friday 13 May 2011 23:53

what a douche bag you are!

MsSoulReaper 27

Friday 13 May 2011 23:54

That's pretty ****** up. Try not to think of your ex during sex, she's your ex for a reason!

Comments

Calyx_fml 21

Monday 16 May 2011 20:58

What is up with all of the guys calling out the name of the woman they are fantasizing about? Cant you have the fantasy and shut your mouth like the rest of us? YDI, idiot.

katt_is_here 24

Wednesday 18 May 2011 11:38

Exactly! My mind is everywhere when I have sex. I fantasize about all sorts of things when I do my husband. But, I would never say the name of someone else. I mean, it's not like it is that hard to separate reality from fantasy. And, the whole saying someone's name during sex thing is sort of lame anyway imho. I prefer satisfied moans and groans. :D