Intimacy: Today, while making love to my wife, I let slip her sister's...

By scalmon - 13/05/2011 17:08 - United States

Today, while making love to my wife, I let slip her sister's name. I don't think it would calm her down much if I told the truth: I was actually thinking of an ex girlfriend who shares the same name. FML

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By FLIPmcCOOL - 15/05/2014 22:57 - Ireland - Cork

Today, I accidentally said the wrong name during sex. That name just happened to be "Sarah", which is both my ex-girlfriend's name and my wife's sister's name. When she asked me which one I meant, I panicked and said, "Both." FML

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By Perry85 - 04/01/2020 05:00

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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML

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By Ashamed - 08/09/2023 04:00

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2014 22:10 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I found out my wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML

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By bg4545 - 24/03/2016 03:39 - United States - Whittier

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By Drai Gray - 24/06/2019 14:12

Today, I'm finally dating the girl I've been fawning over for years. So what do I do? I accidentally called her by her sister's name during a conversation, which might seem like a small mistake, except I used to sleep with her sister, and she's been having a hard time getting over it. FML

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By Dwarvahkiin - 08/08/2022 02:00

Today, just as we got done having probably the best sex of our relationship, my partner called me her ex's name. FML

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Who am I?

By Anonymous - 21/06/2016 01:59 - United States - Fulton

Today, I might have ruined my co-worker's relationship with her fiancé, with whom I share a name, because we "work together too often" and now he doesn't know whose name she's saying during sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2010 03:36 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife named our son after her ex boyfriend. FML

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wiggs5 0

Friday 13 May 2011 23:53

what a douche bag you are!

MsSoulReaper 27

Friday 13 May 2011 23:54

That's pretty ****** up. Try not to think of your ex during sex, she's your ex for a reason!

Comments

alyKATANA1 12

Saturday 20 September 2014 6:04

Not gonna lie it's better to tell the truth on this one... But you're still dumb as hell for thinking another woman when you're with your wife

fantasyworld 37

Tuesday 13 January 2015 15:38

That's messed up.

SarahRanee_ 6

Wednesday 6 May 2015 17:40

what the **** is wrong with you?

1karls1 8

Wednesday 22 July 2015 3:21

I have no words for this -.-

jstone89 13

Tuesday 5 July 2016 15:51

It would help. Tell her you were thinking of an X.. that's WAY better than her sister who is still in both of your lives. --Also.. you pig.

jstone89 13

Tuesday 5 July 2016 16:17

My comment was moderated and I was the only one that wasn't swearing at this guy. What the heck?!

123Puppy 33

Wednesday 2 October 2019 20:34

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