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At least it wasn't rotting coconut?

By Getmeoutofhere - 10/08/2017 17:15 - Australia

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Today, I was masturbating when my dad came into my room to say goodnight. He leaned down over my bed, paused, and said, "What's that smell? It's like... oh." His face dropped and he left the room. I don't think he'll ever see me the same way again. FML
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pjsr 32

Not sure what a female would do with a coconut, but seems like that would have been better tbh.

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jkjorn 16

Depends how you're viewing the site- on a web browser on my desk computer I can see a tiny little "female" icon next to the poster's name, but I don't think the app has that feature.

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pjsr 32

Not sure what a female would do with a coconut, but seems like that would have been better tbh.

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RichardPencil 30

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whackypaks 1

oh WOW u got BUSTED!!! ;-);-);-)

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jkjorn 16

Props for the callback to the coco-nutting post!

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dharmaint 15

People saying female but there's no way of knowing

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jkjorn 16

Depends how you're viewing the site- on a web browser on my desk computer I can see a tiny little "female" icon next to the poster's name, but I don't think the app has that feature.

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Andrew Alphons 4

I can see the tiny female icon on the app as well

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EmDizzle2007 28

it does. it's actually a little bust of a female.

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Lemou_fml 25

Why on earth would you be able to smell precum that strong smelling?

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KrDizzy 16

Your dad smelled you masturbating? Does masturbation typically make a strong smell? I don't quite follow..

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Lemou_fml 25

In case you were wondering - women do in fact have a scent in a sexual context. When it comes to men, it's usually the semen itself, if it even smells.

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lccc_ 18

thats so gross lmao. why wasnt your door locked?

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EmDizzle2007 28

it's weird to see so many people who don't understand that an aroused ****** gives off a certain scent. given that it's her DAD, I'm guessing he knows that scent fairly well.

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