Intimacy: Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called... - FML

By ohgod... - 02/04/2012 02:18 - Canada - Magog

Spicy

Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML

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You deserved it 3 432

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By ohfantastic - 25/01/2009 02:47 - United States

Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML

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You deserved it 2 385

By Anonymous - 01/10/2009 05:56 - Canada

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Today, while I was getting it on with my girlfriend I accidentally called out "Mom" instead of her name. FML

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You deserved it 44 100

By motherlover - 05/08/2014 04:40 - United States - Hoffman Estates

Today, my boyfriend laid his head on my bare chest and said, "You're like my mother." FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 286

You deserved it 4 370

By Anonymous - 22/05/2010 23:22 - United States

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Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my dad called my cell. He ended the phone call with, "and tell your boyfriend to shut up, I can hear him moaning." FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 586

You deserved it 47 219

By ooblie - 08/12/2010 08:22 - United States

Spicy

Today, after receiving a lovely massage from my boyfriend, I was lying topless in bed beside him. Just as I was thinking this would be the perfect opportunity for some intimacy, he looks at me and says, "my mom is SO awesome." FML

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You deserved it 4 013

Knock next time please

By Anonymous - 09/11/2020 21:32 - India

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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML

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You deserved it 794

By liz1234 - 23/03/2009 00:11 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. His mom called to him from the next room telling him dinner would be ready soon, he needed to move his car, etc. They had a 5 minute conversation...while he was still inside me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 66 219

You deserved it 8 138

Pick your moments, dude!

By Anonymous - 11/10/2019 00:01

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic night. As we were having sex, he decided to say, "Look mom, no hands!" and it totally ruined the mood. FML

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You deserved it 346

By Anonymous - 29/07/2012 20:34 - United States - Johnston

Today, after a busy afternoon taking care of the kids, I was feeling really down about only being a mom these days, and I was hoping my husband would make me feel better when he got off work. In the middle of cuddling, he called me "mom." FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 819

You deserved it 4 014

Freudian slip

By someonevexed - 01/02/2009 19:01 - Germany

Today, my boyfriend called me by his mother's name for the 100th time. I'm a guy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 024

You deserved it 10 230

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Top comments

jbizzle2688 6

Monday 2 April 2012 8:50

Thats pretty sick. Then again I dont even like when my girl calls me daddy like some guys like.

AugustBurnsToast 14

Monday 2 April 2012 8:52

That's just a little creepy...just a little...just a tiny bit

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kfinch7 10

Monday 2 April 2012 15:13

Omg WTF

luckoirish14 6

Monday 2 April 2012 16:12

Awkward..

HeyHey_Star 3

Monday 2 April 2012 16:47

Ohhhh wow!!!!! Well at least he loves his family???

efemel94 7

Monday 2 April 2012 16:48

Anyone from Norwich

kiki122012 5

Monday 2 April 2012 16:53

Mommy issues? B-P

ImSoEffedUp 10

Monday 2 April 2012 17:34

Wow, a whole new meaning to Mama's Boy.... A sad one, but still....

itscuzimshort 0

Monday 2 April 2012 18:09

tell him he's grounded now!! gosh people just need to laugh and get your undies out of your butt! it was an accident... I'm sure we all have said something with out thinking as a natural reaction. I feel bad for your boyfriend on how embarrassed he must feel now.

kylesgirlforever 12

Monday 2 April 2012 18:16

That's really creepy. Maybe you should stay quiet next time so you don't make another mistake lol;D

afropuffjake 9

Monday 2 April 2012 18:17

Maybe he meant mamasita and you didn't let him finish?

jsprackman 11

Monday 2 April 2012 18:33

Whata momas boy

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Today, my dad has been faking social anxiety to make me feel like there's something wrong with me. How do I know? Because I actually have social anxiety, and he not only shows no symptoms of it, but he also has a lot of misconceptions about it that he would know are false if he actually did have it. FML

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Today, my girlfriend was on top in reverse cowgirl. After she orgasmed, all I heard was, "Oh fuck" and she clenched her butt to try stop, but it was too late, she shot diarrhoea up my stomach, chest and neck. The only reason I didn’t get any in my mouth was because it all got caught in my beard. FML

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Today, it was my college graduation ceremony. My parents didn’t come because they “forgot”, although I told them and had been reminding them for months. Last year was my little sister’s high school graduation. My parents wasted no time going to her ceremony and then took her out to dinner. FML

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Today, I had a dream where I was with my last girlfriend, from five years ago. Nothing dirty. Just leaning on each other, talking, and smiling. Woke up and felt like she was really here, and now I miss her as much as when she had to leave the country. FML

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Today, I went to the ER for an asthma attack. I left with a UTI and an elevated heart rate. FML

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Today, I shaved my legs. I received endless compliments about how great they looked, and how jealous all the girls were. I'm a guy who shaved them for a themed party, for which I dressed up as a girl. FML

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You deserved it 10 053

Today, at my job as a waitress, I fell, landed on my ass, managing not to spill the drinks or drop the food in my hands. A little boy yelled, "NINJA WAITRESS!" Everyone at work has been calling me that all day, and purposely been trying to trip me to see if I could do it again. FML

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Today, I've had a cold for over a week, and I've been coughing so hard, I bruised my ribs. I'm also 8 months pregnant. Guess where my son likes to kick me. FML

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You deserved it 137