Intimacy: Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he suddenly...

By jcooh0lla - 24/07/2009 21:30 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he suddenly stopped and walked to the kitchen. He decided to bake chocolate chip cookies in the midst of our intimacy. However, he told me we could still continue while the oven preheated. FML

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Same thing different taste

By jessica - 02/02/2011 20:59 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he stopped, got off, walked into the kitchen grabbed a doughnut, and came back to finish while he ate it. FML

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Say yes

By fuckingdonuts - 18/05/2015 02:54 - United States - Edmond

Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to ask if I wanted to get donuts. FML

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Sick burn

By Anonymous - 16/05/2010 08:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came home while I was making a snack in the kitchen. We started making out and he lifted me up and sat my ass on the hot stove. FML

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Fire hazard

By Anonymous - 26/09/2020 17:11

Today, my boyfriend thought it was OK for both of us to leave the house with the oven on. FML

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By PTKFML - 26/07/2009 04:37 - United States

Today, while in the middle of having sex with my husband, instead of saying something sexy in my ear, he whispered, "We are so gonna make pizza after this." FML

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Kinky

By sandwichsex - 08/08/2009 22:39 - United States

Today, me and my boyfriend were fooling around on my bed when things started to get heated. I said to him, "Do what ever you want". He got up and said he'd be right back. I thought he went to get a condom. He came back with a sandwich. FML

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By youngsamoo92 - 07/12/2016 04:32 - United States - Houston

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting intimate when she pulled me in close and whispered in my ear, "We're getting Chips Ahoy after this." I came. FML

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By burned - 24/05/2009 13:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was cooking me dinner. He walked away and I decided to help by giving the pan of veggies a sautee flip. My boyfriend failed to mention that he had just pulled that pan out of a 500 degree oven. FML

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By clashgurl8449 - 17/02/2011 08:08

Today, my boyfriend fed me chocolate chip cookies with laxatives in them because he was concerned I did not poop enough. FML

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Hangry sex

By Krissy - 06/04/2012 02:11 - United States

Today, during sex, my boyfriend stopped and asked if he could eat a sandwich while we do it. FML

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Ringmaster1 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 0:52

And who says all men think about is sex.

Kitola 2

Saturday 25 July 2009 0:52

Naked cookie baking? WIN!!

Comments

Strawberry_1622 7

Friday 8 June 2012 14:06

That's called multitasking!

Sootie247 12

Sunday 17 June 2012 19:20

I love your boyfriend. Found this HILARIOUS

EmmiAnne 25

Tuesday 17 July 2012 3:32

I would've been happy. Sex then cookies? Heaven!

jc95sd 3

Thursday 11 October 2012 4:36

Sucks to suck... In bed!!! XD

fuck_youu_ws 4

Sunday 14 April 2013 8:28

Shut the **** up ! I bet you suck in bed !!!!!! Cuz your the only one who knows how that feels !

JustJumped 22

Thursday 18 October 2012 15:44

How'd the cookies turn out?

fuck_youu_ws 4

Sunday 14 April 2013 8:26

Was the cookies better than the sex ???? 

thisisnotAJ 6

Wednesday 15 January 2014 7:14

Atleast you get cookies

domadea 4

Saturday 19 April 2014 1:04

Just wow

Angelkisses130 26

Thursday 10 July 2014 7:39

At least you got cookies..?

wutbitch143 4

Sunday 27 July 2014 6:42

Are you sure that's not your girlfriend?

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