By jcooh0lla - 24/07/2009 21:30 - United States

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Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he suddenly stopped and walked to the kitchen. He decided to bake chocolate chip cookies in the midst of our intimacy. However, he told me we could still continue while the oven preheated. FML
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Ringmaster1 0

And who says all men think about is sex.

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neonbluezzz10 0

hahahaha. :D those better be some good cookies!

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1o1fyourlife 0

hope they were good XD.

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fckaduck 0

Was he stoned? o.0

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genius_man16 0

Actually the OP said he was stoned in reply to the first post. Honestly i think it's pretty weird to be having sex with a guy who is stoned but whatever.

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fxdxhk90 0

You had sex and home made cookies, your life is good, qyb.

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lexiBRo 0

oh ok.. thanx...i learn more acronyms from this website than is really necessary lol

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girandwogpig 0

I'm assuming it means quit your bitching....just guessing

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SaintJimmy 0

Seriously though, why can't people just type that out? Are the people on this site really that lazy?

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aback 4

Those better be some damned good cookies.

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xxlillyxx 0

awww what is with people saying FML for nice things???? i mean sex is a real calorie burner and cookies are a real turn on....lol i would be like thx babe u too sweet...lol

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291togo 0

What's the problem? He's thinking ahead. What you're supposed to do is keep the mood going with a toy while he's prepping the cookies. Once he's done, he comes back, nails you and when it's all said and done... COOKIES!!

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