Intimacy: Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he suddenly...

By jcooh0lla - 24/07/2009 21:30 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he suddenly stopped and walked to the kitchen. He decided to bake chocolate chip cookies in the midst of our intimacy. However, he told me we could still continue while the oven preheated. FML

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Same thing different taste

By jessica - 02/02/2011 20:59 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he stopped, got off, walked into the kitchen grabbed a doughnut, and came back to finish while he ate it. FML

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Say yes

By fuckingdonuts - 18/05/2015 02:54 - United States - Edmond

Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to ask if I wanted to get donuts. FML

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Sick burn

By Anonymous - 16/05/2010 08:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came home while I was making a snack in the kitchen. We started making out and he lifted me up and sat my ass on the hot stove. FML

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Fire hazard

By Anonymous - 26/09/2020 17:11

Today, my boyfriend thought it was OK for both of us to leave the house with the oven on. FML

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By PTKFML - 26/07/2009 04:37 - United States

Today, while in the middle of having sex with my husband, instead of saying something sexy in my ear, he whispered, "We are so gonna make pizza after this." FML

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Kinky

By sandwichsex - 08/08/2009 22:39 - United States

Today, me and my boyfriend were fooling around on my bed when things started to get heated. I said to him, "Do what ever you want". He got up and said he'd be right back. I thought he went to get a condom. He came back with a sandwich. FML

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By youngsamoo92 - 07/12/2016 04:32 - United States - Houston

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting intimate when she pulled me in close and whispered in my ear, "We're getting Chips Ahoy after this." I came. FML

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By burned - 24/05/2009 13:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was cooking me dinner. He walked away and I decided to help by giving the pan of veggies a sautee flip. My boyfriend failed to mention that he had just pulled that pan out of a 500 degree oven. FML

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By clashgurl8449 - 17/02/2011 08:08

Today, my boyfriend fed me chocolate chip cookies with laxatives in them because he was concerned I did not poop enough. FML

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Hangry sex

By Krissy - 06/04/2012 02:11 - United States

Today, during sex, my boyfriend stopped and asked if he could eat a sandwich while we do it. FML

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Ringmaster1 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 0:52

And who says all men think about is sex.

Kitola 2

Saturday 25 July 2009 0:52

Naked cookie baking? WIN!!

Comments

blinnk57 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 1:35

"All that guys think about is sex" is a total fallacy, but adding "and food" to the end of that sentence makes it not. Case in point right there. =)

blarney 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 1:36

what the hell???

darkmis1 17

Saturday 25 July 2009 1:36

wow-you can really pick em

Ibeapirate 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 1:45

On the one hand, interrupted sex. On the other hand, fresh chocolate chip cookies baked by your boyfriend. And continued sex. and. you. are. COMPLAINING. >_

i_luv_cheese 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 1:48

whats with all the "my boyfriend" ones?

blah123blah 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 2:04

FYL for not liking cookies. Also, on your birthday, be prepared to be about to eat cake and him having bithday sex with you instead.

triplethreat13 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 2:05

maybe cookies turn him on? :)

MrCanoe 5

Saturday 25 July 2009 2:14

maybe it's some weird psychological thing from childhood, like his mom would make cookies every time after she had sex with his dad and/or random guys

mycool101 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 2:15

Wow. Cookies. Hey,atleast he didn't go use the bathroom or something.

Wheats62 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 2:16

Are you kidding me FYL? Are you serious, your boyfriend bakes you cookies and you think you life is ******. You hit the jackpot lady, a guy who can put off sex to bake cookies for his woman. **** his life for having a girlfriend who doesn't appreciate him.